Was playing Lamb Of God over the speaker at work and this girl turned to this lady I work with and was like "Is this your favorite song, Mary?" And she was like "Sounds like Satan." )
Chinese girl: compared to the US, us Chinese considered sexist, racist, and classist. Fuck feminists Chinese guy: id never fuck a feminist Chinese girl goes off on feminism.
We have this Indian guy at work. He's new and learning the ropes. He was talking to his assistant yesterday and he asked her if he could have something back that he gave her...and she's like....omg you're such an Indian giver...
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"How about you go to Hell?"
Guy tells his wife "Go drown in the tub Ethyl"
"Lol nice dude. Don't knock them down with the 3 foot erection you're gunna have that whole time."
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Chinese guy: id never fuck a feminist
Chinese girl goes off on feminism.
-Kerry King on Venom
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Meanwhile I'm like....Fuck Amanda you're so fucking racist
other friend comments: "you look like someone the vice president would hook a car battery up to"
chix says: "i wonder if i should become an alcoholic, at least youd have somthing to do..."
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