Customer: "so what do I get when I fill up this rewards card?" Me: "a free session" Customer: "can I get a free handjob instead?" Me: "well I sure as hell wont be giving you one." Customer: "Damn. Thats was my way of coming on to you" Me: "oh. Well at least you tried." Customer: "thanks for playing along" Then he left
Customer: "so what do I get when I fill up this rewards card?" Me: "a free session" Customer: "can I get a free handjob instead?" Me: "well I sure as hell wont be giving you one." Customer: "Damn. Thats was my way of coming on to you" Me: "oh. Well at least you tried." Customer: "thanks for playing along" Then he left
Wtf
fhagz
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
My friend saw my snap that I squatted 300 today Friend: "you go to the gym?" Me: "yea I try to go 4-5 times a week" Him: "and you squat 300?" Me: "yea" Him: "Nice as fuck. You are kinda swole - no homo"
Yeah my friends and I say gay shit all the time to each other. When I see people who are super uncomfortable about that stuff, that's when I wonder if they're actually gay
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dancers for the wolves basketball team performed their routine and he said: "it blows my mind how any dude can be queer."
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
"I wish I was that mat, that booty just went in"
Me: "a free session"
Customer: "can I get a free handjob instead?"
Me: "well I sure as hell wont be giving you one."
Customer: "Damn. Thats was my way of coming on to you"
Me: "oh. Well at least you tried."
Customer: "thanks for playing along"
Then he left
Wtf
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
”no but I’ve fucked one”
Friend: "you go to the gym?"
Me: "yea I try to go 4-5 times a week"
Him: "and you squat 300?"
Me: "yea"
Him: "Nice as fuck. You are kinda swole - no homo"
My 3 year old son today