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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,031 master of ceremonies
    >won't watch star wars
    >still tries to quote it

    :-L
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Tiger said:

    I was just curious as to how she gets Dark-Darth Vader, out of "dinner"??

    It takes a lot to get my brother out of his room.
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    Kinda like my son, he only comes out to feed, crap, or drag his ass to school..
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Last night at school:

    Teacher:"i have a friend who is getting married. I dont think she should have kids. She was beaten and raped when she was young, and she never experienced love. She only felt loved when engaging in sex and eventually turned to porn. If you google her you see the pics. Who would want to hire her now?"

    Me:"everyone".
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    Whats her name.. :-?
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited June 2013
    Honestly shit like that turns me off so much.. I hate hearing stories of girls being fucked up cuz of childhood sexual assault.. Believe I'm all for porn lol but some girls just need to get help and stay away from that kinda stuff it's sad
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    daddy issue girls are a blessing for the porn industry. it would interesting to see what things were like If abuse dropped big time

    but nonetheless, its like they say in the adult entertainment business...

    the harder they fall, the bigger they cum
    I love winning with women
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    There's a difference though between daddy issues and being sexually assaulted as a child..
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    theres a connection
    I love winning with women
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    sad fact is that anyone sexually assaulted has a tendency to go to either extremes, avoiding sex like the plague, or sinking in it
    I love winning with women
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    edited June 2013
    Tripping balls at 1am watching this guy with a light up hula hoop go crazy, he gets done and we go to talk to him and ask him how the fuck he did it. This dudes tripping hard and goes

    "I dropped acid. I saw Paul McCartney last night. Suddenly I knew moves I never new before. Theres not a single person whose life wasnt changed last night"
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Paul does that
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Bianca: I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP OK.
    Me: What program or whatever was it for? Or is it just a general thing?
    Bianca: its from the school of environmental and boob sciences
    Me: Boob sciences? Didn't know RU had that. Should've known.
    Bianca: Biological.
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,664 spicy boy
    =))
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,596 spicy boy
    My boss ( company owner today) " so I'm gonna need you to climb a ladder and change our sign"

    Me " um nah you don't pay me enough to climb ladders" =))
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Shield95 said:

    Was cooking egg whites yesterday.

    Mom: That looks disgusting.
    Me: Wut. It's eggs without the yolks...
    Mom: Still looks wrong without the yellow in there.
    Me: Strong logic.
    Mom: That shit looks like cooked cum.

    =)) I fucking lost it. She's never said anything like that. =))



    You should be more concerned by the fact that your mum knows what cooked cum looks like!?
    :-S
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