OH man..so my friend who's here right now.. is sitting in our comfy chair..and starts knocking out.. and.. Me: wake up..Grab a brush and put a little make up.. .. Me: why'd you leave the keys upon the table.. Joey: I LEFT THE KEYS WHERE?!!? Me:......ajhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I FUCKING ROFL'D MAN!
Jacob: There are some fine girls here early today Dave (just showed up to work drunk as fuck still): Man there aint shit here Me: I saw them, there are deff some hotties here Dave: Fuck all those high maintenance bitches Me: Nah dude deff some candidates out there.. Dave: Naw man those bitches are high maintence and all I've got is a allen wrench and a screw driver
Guy 1: What are you going to do when you get home? Convit 2: I'm going to do a big pile of cocaine and rape me some fine ass bitches...gunna be like oh its 5 o'clock...time to rape me a bitch
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is sitting in our comfy chair..and starts knocking out..
and..
Me: wake up..Grab a brush and put a little make up..
..
Me: why'd you leave the keys upon the table..
Joey: I LEFT THE KEYS WHERE?!!?
Me:......ajhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I FUCKING ROFL'D MAN!
He got System'd
He got System'd"
we both read that right now..and started laughing..
You click a link being promised something... and then there's them singing Bounce and dancing.
Me: Thanks for the update, big ben!
Jonathan: Go get a hotdog!
Me: Nah
Jonathan: Why, cuz it reminds you of Cack?!
Me: SHUT UP JONATHAN! -_-
lol
Dave (just showed up to work drunk as fuck still): Man there aint shit here
Me: I saw them, there are deff some hotties here
Dave: Fuck all those high maintenance bitches
Me: Nah dude deff some candidates out there..
Dave: Naw man those bitches are high maintence and all I've got is a allen wrench and a screw driver
-Eric Cartman
Guy 1: What are you going to do when you get home?
Convit 2: I'm going to do a big pile of cocaine and rape me some fine ass bitches...gunna be like oh its 5 o'clock...time to rape me a bitch
Me: Hell yeah
Dave: idk it might be kinda weird
Me: but you could spin her on your dick dude
I sent him back the jay face.