Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

sbs_will · May 2010

woah, little late there

sarspid · May 2010

chavez..dont you mean..roll?!?!? LOL. ROLE..LOLOLOLOL

sarspid · May 2010

yes text me..mang.

Gazorpazorpfield · May 2010

Lol idk I copied and pasteded. I didn't know the whole quote.

sarspid · May 2010

OH man..so my friend who's here right now..
is sitting in our comfy chair..and starts knocking out..
and..
Me: wake up..Grab a brush and put a little make up..
..
Me: why'd you leave the keys upon the table..
Joey: I LEFT THE KEYS WHERE?!!?
Me:......ajhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I FUCKING ROFL'D MAN!

OPP · May 2010

lol

He got System'd

sarspid · May 2010

"lol

He got System'd"
we both read that right now..and started laughing..

OPP · May 2010

That should be some new internet meme.

You click a link being promised something... and then there's them singing Bounce and dancing.

sarspid · May 2010

LOL alex..

sbs_will · July 2010

My grandma: It's four in the morning!

Me: Thanks for the update, big ben!

Andysback · July 2010

Ive never had sex that wasn't blasphemous

sarspid · July 2010

Me: I'm Hungry
Jonathan: Go get a hotdog!
Me: Nah
Jonathan: Why, cuz it reminds you of Cack?!
Me: SHUT UP JONATHAN! -_-
lol

drewvich · July 2010

Jacob: There are some fine girls here early today
Dave (just showed up to work drunk as fuck still): Man there aint shit here
Me: I saw them, there are deff some hotties here
Dave: Fuck all those high maintenance bitches
Me: Nah dude deff some candidates out there..
Dave: Naw man those bitches are high maintence and all I've got is a allen wrench and a screw driver

OPP · July 2010

"You guys! You guys! I hit puberty! I bled out my asshole!"

-Eric Cartman

drewvich · July 2010

Predators:

Guy 1: What are you going to do when you get home?
Convit 2: I'm going to do a big pile of cocaine and rape me some fine ass bitches...gunna be like oh its 5 o'clock...time to rape me a bitch