I wish I could remember the conversation we had with the waitress, and at what point we went from paying for our food to talking about teen prenancy. She went to a school where there were about 500 kids in here class, and only one chick got pregnant. Our class of 100 is entering its Senior year with 7.
Jacks: Welcome to the Danger Zone, I'll be your tour guide Chick: Why did you have to put me around these three idiots (referring to me and my friends) Me: Because you touch yourself at night.
My french teacher is mormon...He didn't take that joke very well lol But he's still awesome
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i had Carmelites sisters as teachers, and thats what they said XD
"MUNOS, your face makes me want to drink a cup of aaaaiiiiddddssss"
llolololoolololoololoololol
To some fags at our school.
"Cattle Decapitation!"
-me to my professor asking about what the class should listen to on Pandora while we worked.
"You've got big ones?"
My son at the playground to the mother of one of the other children:
"You've got boobies?"
My wife last night:
"I can't sleep. Lay there and i'll do all the work"
my friend: Whats that, an STD?
Chick: Why did you have to put me around these three idiots (referring to me and my friends)
Me: Because you touch yourself at night.
My french teacher is mormon...He didn't take that joke very well lol But he's still awesome
My friend: Dragonforce had a singer????