i wsa at a MCD a few weeks ago and there was some racial dispute between a slightly retarded black cashier and a mexican customer..i didnt catch what sparked it...but all i heard was
[pulls out my cheesy mexican accent] This is how they train you proch monkeys? you charge me 5 bucks i give you a fucking 10 and you give me 2 dollars in change
This took place 3 years ago in my Physics class. Not really a quote but whatever:
We were taking a test, and the question involved "Little Johnny" walking down his street at a certain rate. I had no idea how to do it. My teacher says "Five minutes left" so I hurry up and start abbreviating. This is how my answer unintentionally turned out:
Consult the pedo..
He didn't buy my story that I abbreviated pedometer in the interest of time. I had detention for the next 3 days.
^ my dad purposely changes the names of stuff just to be himself (he falls the restaurant 'guapos' guatelupe. He didn't remember behemoth so when he told my mom and brother where I was going that night he said I'm going to see Bohemian rhapsody. Lol
we were at dennys... my friends and I were trying to decide wtf we were going to order..and then i point at the sandwich with bacon..and then.. Chris:momma cooked a breakfast with no hog Me:I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Chris:Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out Me:Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
and we all started laughing.. and then Drea says, "sara you need some time off from ice cube mang!" Me: Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!
So I was in the car with my mom and she was listening to the radio Usher: DADDY'S HOME!!! Me: DADDY'S HOME!!!... Mom: *changes station* Me: Did i sound like him?! Mom: Yeah that's why I had to turn...
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black customer: ...what makes you think I would want that?
i wsa at a MCD a few weeks ago and there was some racial dispute between a slightly retarded black cashier and a mexican customer..i didnt catch what sparked it...but all i heard was
[pulls out my cheesy mexican accent]
This is how they train you proch monkeys? you charge me 5 bucks i give you a fucking 10 and you give me 2 dollars in change
cashier - huh wha?
customer - fuck you you fuckin nig. im out.
he was some cholo wannabe...i luld.
We were taking a test, and the question involved "Little Johnny" walking down his street at a certain rate. I had no idea how to do it. My teacher says "Five minutes left" so I hurry up and start abbreviating. This is how my answer unintentionally turned out:
Consult the pedo..
He didn't buy my story that I abbreviated pedometer in the interest of time. I had detention for the next 3 days.
Sars, please dont ever hit me in the nuts
:-(
Stranger: what does idk stand for?
You: I don't know
Stranger: omg. Nobody does.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me: No, it says Behemoth. Its one of my favorite bands.
my friends and I were trying to decide wtf we were going to order..and then i point at the sandwich with bacon..and then..
Chris:momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
Me:I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Chris:Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Me:Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
and we all started laughing..
and then Drea says, "sara you need some time off from ice cube mang!"
Me: Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!
Usher: DADDY'S HOME!!!
Me: DADDY'S HOME!!!...
Mom: *changes station*
Me: Did i sound like him?!
Mom: Yeah that's why I had to turn...
emokidscantrun (16:54:03): i got work late tmrw
emokidscantrun (16:54:06): aand fuck sleep
metallicbrian94 (16:54:09): THAS SOOOOO INTERSTIN
emokidscantrun (16:54:15): LIKE
emokidscantrun (16:54:17): TODAY
metallicbrian94 (16:54:21): NO WAI
emokidscantrun (16:54:23): BOBBBY ASKED ME TO PR0M
metallicbrian94 (16:54:28): OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
emokidscantrun (16:54:31): AND I WAS LIEK EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
metallicbrian94 (16:54:32): AND??????
emokidscantrun (16:54:37): JEEZ HES SUCH A DORK
metallicbrian94 (16:54:43): LOOLOLOLOLOLOL I NO RITE
emokidscantrun (16:54:46): TEEHEE
emokidscantrun (16:54:51): NOT MARK GOD HES A CUTEY
emokidscantrun (16:55:00): ID BLOW HIM AND THE WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM
metallicbrian94 (16:55:03): OMG DID U SEE HIS NU CAR???
metallicbrian94 (16:55:19): I WOULD TOTLLLY DO THINGZ TO HOIM
emokidscantrun (16:55:19): HAHA DID I SEE IT I SAW THWE BACK SEAT
metallicbrian94 (16:55:25): OH NPO YOU DIDN
metallicbrian94 (16:55:30): SHUT UP
metallicbrian94 (16:55:33): SHUT THE FUKKK UP
metallicbrian94 (16:55:40): YOU SKANK
metallicbrian94 (16:55:53): JK
emokidscantrun (16:55:54): HAH LYK YOOO WOODNT
metallicbrian94 (16:55:56): LOLOLOLOL
metallicbrian94 (16:55:57): I NO
metallicbrian94 (16:56:02): I WOUL TOTLLLY
emokidscantrun (16:56:03): god this needs to stop now
metallicbrian94 (16:56:06): indeed
emokidscantrun (16:56:20): i feel myself getting younger stupider and craving dick
metallicbrian94 (16:56:29): mmmmmhmmmmm
I said this in my head in the car:
*puts in endgame. Starts driving. Dialectic Chaos starts*
"this song is so epic. I feel like I'm on a mission."
I was only driving to the store to pick up my paycheck....