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"If you love Jesus so much, why don't you marry him?"-friend of mine to our other friend (who's very much openly Catholic)
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and i might need some of your 4-ply tiolet paper
-Jaycup
A pic Sam posted.
-Mike Garvey
You got a girlfriend now huh? Anybody I know?
-Probably not, she was one of Segers friends
Oh, what class is she in? Junior?
-Freshman
Oh...so come your birthday, you will be, in the words of Judas Priest, "Breaking the law, breaking the law."
-friend of mine to our other friend (who's very much openly Catholic)
when u marry Jesus, is when u become a nun
"If you get me that microphone, I'll get you backstage, drunk, and laid."
"I want THAT microphone!"
I suffered through 12 years of private school to know this <_>