Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

Gazorpazorpfield

Bazinga

Andysback

iz true then youd need a plunger

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

can i borrow the one from the last pic you posted?
and i might need some of your 4-ply tiolet paper

Andysback

ill mail out a bathroom care package

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

complete with air freshener

Andysback

maybe two

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

*inbefore"chicksdontpoop"*

GULCH_OF_ROT

"DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU WITH THIS JIZZ SANDWICH"

JLRedWing13

<_>

NOCAP

"I was randomly saying interior crocodile alligator today"

-Jaycup

JLRedWing13

XD

Gazorpazorpfield

BLANK gave BLANK the bumps..then BLANK fucked BLANK..and now BLANK is fucking BLANK

A pic Sam posted.

JLRedWing13

I saw that...lol.

OPP

"If you get a double sided strap-on its kinda like you are both being straight"

-Mike Garvey

Gazorpazorpfield

Texting my friend right now.

You got a girlfriend now huh? Anybody I know?

-Probably not, she was one of Segers friends

Oh, what class is she in? Junior?

-Freshman

Oh...so come your birthday, you will be, in the words of Judas Priest, "Breaking the law, breaking the law."

JLRedWing13

XD

OPP

"If you love Jesus so much, why don't you marry him?"

-friend of mine to our other friend (who's very much openly Catholic)

katia

"If you love Jesus so much, why don't you marry him?"

-friend of mine to our other friend (who's very much openly Catholic)

when u marry Jesus, is when u become a nun

KridesBrideBritt

I may not like Saviors, but there were religious protesters at Ozzfest today with a megaphone and the singer said:

"If you get me that microphone, I'll get you backstage, drunk, and laid."
"I want THAT microphone!"

OPP

No, that's if you "marry" the church.

I suffered through 12 years of private school to know this <_>