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Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
    Exactly
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    =))
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    :)) :|
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    thats something my mom would say =))
    I love winning with women
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    Instead of "gays" my dad woulda said "damn faggots" :))
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    tfw a six-year-old me was chauffeured around las vegas by my drunk cousin sixteen years ago

    tfw my aunt gets a kick out of it

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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    Took the wife and kids to IHOP Saturday.

    (waitress takes our order)
    -Wife: I think we went to school with her..
    (waitress brings back drinks)
    -Wife: thats her bc her nick name was "Pooh" and it says it on her arm.
    -Boys: :))
    -Me:... :))
    -Wife:... What??
    -Younger son: Shes got pooh on her arm.
    -Wife: Yeah thats what we called her.
    -Older son: /:)
    -Me: :|
    -Younger son: :D
    -Wife:.............omg ya'll are so stupid, I get it now.
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

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  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Distance said:

    Told a customer I liked her checks (had a rainbow on em)
    "Thanks. It's just too bad the gays adopted the rainbow as their thing. Kinda ruined it for everyone."
    " :| "

    AIn't it the truth


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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
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    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    say what you will that would be awesome
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    =))
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    No I think about that too. The part that made me laugh was my other friend thinking he was talking about his stats like it's COD
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Didn't know who Blood Ceremony was (see concert recap thread). Youtube. Dead at first comment for Goodbye Gemini

    >Blood Ceremony
    >Metal Blade Records
    >TITURUTU TURUTUTU TUTUUUUUUN
    what the shit
    pretty cool though
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "If this was real lesbian porn there would be an ad for home depot on the side."
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    MetalSSlayer said:

    Got this text this morning.

    "Don't ask how we got into this conversation, but apparently Tom thinks you're sexy as hell and would fuck the shit out of you. Sorry to ruin your day this early."

    I received the exact same text message. :>
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I called my apartment complex I moved out of to get paperwork confirming my move out...

    me: "hi I just moved out and I'm looking to get paperwork confirming my move out and that everything checked out dine so I don't face charges for anything additional post-move out"

    guy: "uh ok well you'll have to call in monday because I'm just a trainee and my manager handles that."

    me: "well if something happens to our apartment between now and monday, I shouldn't be on the hook for any of it. they told me I didnt need to sign anything and I am calling to ask for confirmation that I will be off the hook. I'll drive up there if I have to."

    guy: "sir, Ive been working here for four years, this is just how we operate."

    me:"...............you just said you were a trainee..."

    -hangs up-

    :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmTYYKKyJzw
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    That kind of reminds me of my work. In my department, we run the lumber yard. To get to the lumber yard, you need to have one of us print up a ticket with the items you are getting. If you've already done it before, your information will pop up when we put in your number. That's all we can do, print the ticket. They go pay for it at the registers.

    Well every fucking day there's like at least 30 people that assume that since I'm standing at a computer and can type up tickets, I can check them out for that and their cart full of shit. What's even more fucking annoying is when it's someone who I know has already asked me before in the past, or their information pops up meaning they've done this before.
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