“When I was growing up, I could always drive my dad pretty crazy. I could always tell when he had too much, because he would stand up and take off his belt. And once that belt was in his hands, it was terrifying, because I knew there was nothing I could say to stop dad from shooting heroin.”
two different old guys fell off their barstools tonight the rest of us worried the bartender was dosing us but we kept drinking anyways. we weren't worried we were driving the bartender home
"Yea my one friend doesn't want to get married. Actually he said he may get married, but only for the relationship part - no physicality or sex or anything" "that's weird" "yea, he think's its misogynistic or something" "well she would be messaging-his-stick"
And the man asked Jesus why there was only one set of footprints in the sand and Christ said, "the sand people ride single file to conceal their numbers"
Just got this text out of nowhere from my best friend:
"Doodly do doodly do It’s the simplest thing there’s not much to it All you got to do is doodly do it I like the rest but the part I like best goes doodly doodly doo—woo"
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Periphery, Dream Theater, Crack the Skye, musicals ESPECIALLY The Book of Mormon and Les Mis, Lamb of God, Trivium, and Sylosis. Some Opeth and Death.
He's starting to get into BTBAM
Thats bout it lol
the rest of us worried the bartender was dosing us
but we kept drinking anyways. we weren't worried
we were driving the bartender home
"that's weird"
"yea, he think's its misogynistic or something"
"well she would be messaging-his-stick"
Violets are niggas.
I'm Lil Wayne,
and nigga rhymes with nigga.
"Doodly do doodly do
It’s the simplest thing there’s not much to it
All you got to do is doodly do it
I like the rest but the part I like best goes
doodly doodly doo—woo"
What the fuck?