Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

If you dont fold those shirts I'm gonna 2 step all over your fucking face - My manager as some core song was playing over the radio

MetalSSlayer

People always come in my backdoor. - my friend Ariel.

streets

People always come in my backdoor. - my friend Ariel.

ha.

Gazorpazorpfield

You haven't seen $10,000 sitting around in the kitchen have you? -Madre

Bottle_Tree

"And that's a bunch of BS. Which stands for bullshit. Which I can't say in the classroom."- My new history teacher. He's a cool old guy.

SkullAndCrossbones

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Adam

Today was my first day of classes and there is this dude who's really fucking stupid.

Teacher: Were going to be using powerpoint soon
Stupid dude : What's powerpoint i know how to spell it but don't know what it is
Whole Class - was fucking dying of laughter dude is fucking stupid.
I guess that's community college for ya lol.

KridesBrideBritt

I was never taught how to use PowerPoint either...

JLRedWing13

<_>

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i use it like a bawse

TiradesOfTruth

my teacher's think that is the only way to do a project and I hate fucking powerpoint.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i could totally help you if you need it

MetalSSlayer

I like using PowerPoint as a flip book for drawings.

Adam

Powerpoint is super easy to use.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

alex: do you know how to work a bbq?
me:*shake head*
alex: wtf youre a woman how do you not know...oh wait...fuck...thats a stove

JLRedWing13

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1D_for_life

Hahaha

OPP

You should still know your way around the BBQ!

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

but bbq is a guy thing

OPP

But what if I want midnight steak?