"If you can't laugh at this movie then you've got some major issues. While some people may look at it as a wonderful and touching family film, it's just as great if you're in the 18-24 demographic and looking for some low-brow (but highly entertaining) comedy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but a hockey-playing monkey is just about the best thing that's ever happened to Hollywood. And let's not forget that Jack went on to become a master skateboarder and snowboarder (in MVP 2 and MXP, respectively). This monkey is a top-notch actor, athlete, scholar, and gentleman."
A review of MVP (Most Valuable Primate) by Scott Oakes, whom also gave the movie a 5 out of 5 stars!
Yesterday I forgot my backpack outside during lunch, so right as we were leaving the cafeteria my friend told me and I had to go get it. So today, I told him he had to make sure and check I didn't forget. As we were leaving, the following conversation occurred
Me: See, I brought it this time but you didn't say anything. It was a test and you failed. Danny: I had to wait until we were leaving just to make it more inconvenient for you. Me: Ah, that way I learn a lesson out of it Danny: Exactly! Me: It's like rubbing a dog's nose in broken glass Danny: It's for fun!
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Beasley had apparently hurt his wrist on a dunk attempt during one of the games, but using his typically spot-on Beasley-esque clarity and vision, decided to participate in a slam dunk contest following the injury. Thus, perhaps, a broken wrist. Bad news when your employer, caregiver, and insurance provider have all effectively locked you out of any contact, even for medical emergencies.
Sitting in one of the quads with Alex and his roommate Dave, laughing at the freshman. This one big guy runs by:
Alex: Whoa. That's a big guy. I couldn't take him. Dave: I could. Alex: I know a lost cause when I see one. A random freshman walking by: You calling me a lost cause asshole? Alex: No, I don't even know you bro. Guy: I don't like people calling me shit. Alex: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU. I wasn't talking to you. Guy: Okay. (walks away) Me & Dave: Freshman.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
Sitting in one of the quads with Alex
seriously, just go for it. i dont know hwat youre waiting for. if you hang outw ith him too long he'll get in the friend zone mentality and that's not what you want.
Sitting in one of the quads with Alex and his roommate Dave, laughing at the freshman. This one big guy runs by:
Alex: Whoa. That's a big guy. I couldn't take him. Dave: I could. Alex: I know a lost cause when I see one. A random freshman walking by: You calling me a lost cause asshole? Alex: No, I don't even know you bro. Guy: I don't like people calling me shit. Alex: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU. I wasn't talking to you. Guy: Okay. (walks away) Me & Dave: Freshman.
I swear....freshman are fucking annoying.
As a freshman, i'll say that dude's a fuckin' dick. I'd maybe ask if he were callin me a lost cause, sans asshole, but after he said i don't even know you, i'd be like we're chill man, lets kick it for like 50 seconds then i'll leave awkwardly never to see you again
seriously, just go for it. i dont know hwat youre waiting for. if you hang outw ith him too long he'll get in the friend zone mentality and that's not what you want.
Sitting in one of the quads with Alex and his roommate Dave, laughing at the freshman. This one big guy runs by:
Alex: Whoa. That's a big guy. I couldn't take him. Dave: I could. Alex: I know a lost cause when I see one. A random freshman walking by: You calling me a lost cause asshole? Alex: No, I don't even know you bro. Guy: I don't like people calling me shit. Alex: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU. I wasn't talking to you. Guy: Okay. (walks away) Me & Dave: Freshman.
I swear....freshman are fucking annoying.
As a freshman, i'll say that dude's a fuckin' dick. I'd maybe ask if he were callin me a lost cause, sans asshole, but after he said i don't even know you, i'd be like we're chill man, lets kick it for like 50 seconds then i'll leave awkwardly never to see you again
/every convo ive had with an upperclassmen
Yes, I know. I'm just seeing how these few weeks go. I'm considering making a move when we're stuck together at the Big 4. You don't know how shy I am.
And as to the freshman thing, Rutgers freshman are fucking annoying.
After seeing how freshman react elsewhere.. I am happy to say 1) I was never like that and 2) When I was in college, nobody gave a fuck if you were freshman, sophomore, 60 years old or some genius 13 year old asian. As long as you seemed chill and weren't quiet, you fit in anywhere.
Comments
Black person: are these chicken wings?
waitress: yes sir they are
black guy: i love these things
me:
Shea: He's gay, remember?
for some reason, this made me seriously lol hard.
A review of MVP (Most Valuable Primate) by Scott Oakes, whom also gave the movie a 5 out of 5 stars!
and damn Jag when did you stumble across that? I remember seeing the movie when I was around 9
Oscar De La Hoya trying to make himself feel better I guess haha
Me: See, I brought it this time but you didn't say anything. It was a test and you failed.
Danny: I had to wait until we were leaving just to make it more inconvenient for you.
Me: Ah, that way I learn a lesson out of it
Danny: Exactly!
Me: It's like rubbing a dog's nose in broken glass
Danny: It's for fun!
Alex: Whoa. That's a big guy. I couldn't take him.
Dave: I could.
Alex: I know a lost cause when I see one.
A random freshman walking by: You calling me a lost cause asshole?
Alex: No, I don't even know you bro.
Guy: I don't like people calling me shit.
Alex: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU. I wasn't talking to you.
Guy: Okay. (walks away)
Me & Dave: Freshman.
I swear....freshman are fucking annoying.
/every convo ive had with an upperclassmen
And as to the freshman thing, Rutgers freshman are fucking annoying.