This chick, who I presume to be Magson's ex, was being a bitch on his facebook status and the issue came up of her being choked by her boyfriend out of anger. Therefore, me being the compassionate and sympathetic human being that I am, I posted "Amber, you'll never make it to the UFC if you keep getting choked out"
hahahahaha
Bianca: I have a full weekend ahead.
Me: What are you doing?
Bianca: Well tomorrow I'm getting my hair done, Saturday night I'm going out to dinner with my family, and Sunday I'm going to die.
Me: What about Monday?
Bianca: I'm not sure yet.
uhm i dont get it...
OH WAIT YES I DO!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
So, I was at the studio yesterday, and this Rapper on the label, who none of them like at this point, and looks like Tyler, was in the booth doing his shit, but outside of the booth, we can hear what he's saying, and all of a sudden, he gets to his hook, and we hear "YA GIRL KISSIN' MAH DICK, YA SHOULD BE KISSIN' MAH REAR." and we all fucking lost it, we were just laughing for a good five minutes straight. So, later on, at night, we were drinking, I was pretty fucked up at that point, and we started talking about that hook, and we were on the subject for like an hour, just constantly repeating it and laughing our asses off. Shit was fucking amazing ahahaha.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a black kid. It's from a show called Wonder Showzen. There's a segment where the ask kids questions like this or "Where do babies come from?" and they give the best answers ever.
My sister Nina: What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold? Me: They weigh the same. Nina: No they don't. The gold weighs more. Me: Nina, think. Nina: The gold. Me: They both are a pound, right? Nina: Yeah. Me: Then the gold and the feathers weigh the same. Nina: No they don't. Me: Damn it, Nina, think! Nina: I did think. Me: I give up.
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Me: What are you doing?
Bianca: Well tomorrow I'm getting my hair done, Saturday night I'm going out to dinner with my family, and Sunday I'm going to die.
Me: What about Monday?
Bianca: I'm not sure yet.
OH WAIT YES I DO!!!!
Mr. Potato Head: Ooh, a laser! Why don't YOU have a laser, Woody?
Me: How bout you shut the fuck up Potato Head?
"When you order a 6 piece chicken nugget and you get 7 and a switchblade."
Me: They weigh the same.
Nina: No they don't. The gold weighs more.
Me: Nina, think.
Nina: The gold.
Me: They both are a pound, right?
Nina: Yeah.
Me: Then the gold and the feathers weigh the same.
Nina: No they don't.
Me: Damn it, Nina, think!
Nina: I did think.
Me: I give up.