So, we were at Best Buy today, and we were by the Subwoofers.
Me: When I get a car, I'm seriously swagging it the fuck out and getting a ridiculous sub system in the trunk. Mom: Nice way to make your car useless. Me: How so? Mom: You won't be able to put anything in the trunk or move groceries. Me: Back seat. Mom: Still. Me: Last I checked, a car is made for getting from point A to point B, not for groceries, correct? So the only way I'd make the car useless with subs is if I replaced the tires with subs, otherwise, the car still does what it was intended for, with a swagged out sound system. Mom. :l
You say "swagging it the fuck out" to your mom? Wow...
If I said anything like that I'd probably get disowned. "You wanna talk like a gang person you can live like one!!!!!"
Yea, she doesn't care. I remember one time though, I believe it was after I got one of my snapbacks, and I was like "I'm swagged out right now. B-)" And she was like "FUCK YOUR SWAG.". Lolz.
Best status I've seen in a while. Made me laugh so fucking hard. His son's name is Aidan, Aidan is 2.
Just heated up rice and a pork chop for aidan in the microwave it beeps and he says nigga my foods done, thanks babe I told u he would say that word one day
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"I mean he tips his hat to the crowd."
I'm gonna tell everyone who asks me where it is exactly this.
Me: I do that every day.
Mom: :-|
I didn't have his number so he began prank-texting me lol
Me: When I get a car, I'm seriously swagging it the fuck out and getting a ridiculous sub system in the trunk.
Mom: Nice way to make your car useless.
Me: How so?
Mom: You won't be able to put anything in the trunk or move groceries.
Me: Back seat.
Mom: Still.
Me: Last I checked, a car is made for getting from point A to point B, not for groceries, correct? So the only way I'd make the car useless with subs is if I replaced the tires with subs, otherwise, the car still does what it was intended for, with a swagged out sound system.
Mom. :l
If I said anything like that I'd probably get disowned. "You wanna talk like a gang person you can live like one!!!!!"
guy: Yo dawg nice shirt!
me: Oh hah thanks.
guy: You like metal nigga? (pointing to the Pi symbol) is dat a pentagram?
me:
Just heated up rice and a pork chop for aidan in the microwave it beeps and he says nigga my foods done, thanks babe I told u he would say that word one day
"So I was hanging out with Niskey earlier and that kid smokes like a chimney. Going to be sounding like Al Pacino when he's 21."
-Some drunk college guy last night