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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    "super conservative Christian."

    I hear theyre the freakiest of them all.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    This is your girl?
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I would of got up and left. Christ.
    It was over facebook IM. And I told her I had to go after that. I know you guys are joking and shit, but I want a strong woman. Not a robot.
    Seriously. I would hate to have a guy do everything for me 24/7. It's cool if women or men choose to be a housewife or househusband, but if they actually think that's where their whole gender should be, then that's just weird and wrong.
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    This is your girl?
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    I would of got up and left. Christ.
    It was over facebook IM. And I told her I had to go after that. I know you guys are joking and shit, but I want a strong woman. Not a robot.
    Seriously. I would hate to have a guy do everything for me 24/7. It's cool if women or men choose to be a housewife or househusband, but if they actually think that's where their whole gender should be, then that's just weird and wrong.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Joking? Nigguh I'm srz.
    Just get a robot that can cook
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Joking? Nigguh I'm srz.
    Nah. Someone like that would be too boring
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    My mom makes godly cookies


    Mom: I'm making them for a friend. His wife's a baker, but he wanted mine.
    Me: So this is about as close to cheating on his wifes as he's going to get?
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    I was trying to fill a pan with soap but it wouldn't work.

    Me: It's not working.
    Another employee, Cliff: What's not working?
    Me: The fucking soap.
    Cliff: Really?
    Me: Yeah. It's all slippery. It's hard to squeeze when it's slippery.
    Cliff: Really? So, does this happen to you often?
    Me: I'm talking about the soap tube, you jackass.
    Cliff: Please don't report me for sexual harassment. I don't need that again.
    Me: What's in it for me?
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    :-))
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    haha I love the "again"
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    haha I love the "again"
    It's Philly....
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    haha I love the "again"
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    " ..Did London run out of tea or something and lose it?"
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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Me making a dream Maiden setlist on metalsetlists "I'm not gonna lie, that was pretty difficult to do. No wonder Steve uses a lot of the same stuff." :P
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2011
    My mom lost her glasses and had to use her spares

    Mom: Oh my god, I found my glasses.
    Me: Where were they?
    Mom: In my purse. I looked in my purse.
    Me: Were you wearing your glasses when you looked?
    Mom: No?
    Me: Exactly.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So one of those sex bots IM'd me lolz.

    Bkchulo1234 is available 4:54 am
    Online: 1m

    Bkchulo1234 4:54 am
    hi!

    Erikbehemoth 4:54 am
    who are you?

    Bkchulo1234 4:54 am
    Im natali. Dont you remember?

    Erikbehemoth 4:54 am
    No...

    Bkchulo1234 4:55 am
    Hey what's up? 22/F here. u?

    Erikbehemoth 4:55 am
    troll

    Bkchulo1234 4:55 am
    Hmm. Have we chatted before?

    Erikbehemoth 4:55 am
    No...

    Bkchulo1234 4:55 am
    Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?

    Erikbehemoth 4:56 am
    Not much, bored.

    Bkchulo1234 4:56 am
    Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
    Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girI strip on cam? :-X

    Erikbehemoth 4:56 am
    Lol yea.

    Bkchulo1234 4:57 am
    Wellll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam? ;-)

    Erikbehemoth 4:57 am
    Sure.

    Bkchulo1234 4:57 am
    Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked through so i cant be recorded ok?
    lt onIy takes a second babe and its free. k?

    Erikbehemoth 4:57 am
    No, don't wanna sign up.

    Bkchulo1234 4:58 am
    http://access.im/9/natali go there then at the top click on the goId JOlN FREE button ok?

    Erikbehemoth 4:58 am
    troll

    Bkchulo1234 4:58 am
    AIso it does ask for a credit card when you signup. But DONT worry

    Erikbehemoth 4:58 am
    troll

    Bkchulo1234 4:58 am
    lt dosent charge the card at all. Not even a penny. lts just to make sure your over 18. k?

    Erikbehemoth 4:59 am
    troll

    Bkchulo1234 4:59 am
    K babe weII hurry up. When you get Iogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun :-X

    Erikbehemoth 4:59 am
    troll

    Bkchulo1234 4:59 am
    I also have some toys ;-X but you have to tip me some gold or take me in private to see those.

    Erikbehemoth 4:59 am
    troll

    Bkchulo1234 4:59 am
    Hey lets taIk on there my aim is messing up.

    Erikbehemoth 4:59 am
    troll
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  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lol, I had a friend who had her old Yahoo account hacked and when I was checking an old account her name messaged me about stripping on cam. I was ballin.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited August 2011
    Some autistic kid was swearing up a storm in the library yesterday.

    He was all like, "God dammit fuck!" *pounds desk* because the computer wasn't working or something, and the lady he was with, I guess his mom, was like "Hey! You don't say that!"

    And he was like "I don't fucking care!"

    I feel really bad about laughing at it, but he just sounded funny.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    "I think Ed needs to go through intensive therapy to get rid of his faggotry"
    -Dayna


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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Erik my friend had one add him on facebook and he totally thought it was real haha
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