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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

Fuck you nigga

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy

August 2011

me and hamel got in line to check out at big lots today

cashier: are you guys together
Me:yeah
hamel: well were not "together"

i lol hard

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

August 2011

haha

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TiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

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1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

My friend- "My girlfriend is like a trampoline... I don't have one."

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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

:-)) :-)) :-))

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

August 2011

My friend- "My girlfriend is like a trampoline... I don't have one."
:-))

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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

"...and Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for 'fake doctor'."

God I love Scrubs....

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2011

"How are we in AP (Assets Protection)? Keeping the crime down?"

"lol crime"

-One of the security guys at Target

I love winning with women
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1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

"I want to be the first to ride every Vekoma Boomerang in the world before I die. Talk about bragging rights!"

) From another forum that I use. I thought it was hilarious

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

August 2011

My friend- "My girlfriend is like a trampoline... I don't have one."
:-))

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1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

Trivium of FB: "IN WAVES Is now Available @ Target!"

First comment: "INNNN STORESSSSSSSSS!!"

LOL

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caseyjonesluv Posts: 374

August 2011

"How bout a little clown action?" Its from the episode of COPS with coco the clown. Hella funny. its on youtube

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2011

Trivium of FB: "IN WAVES Is now Available @ Target!"

First comment: "INNNN STORESSSSSSSSS!!"

LOL
:-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))

EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN

STTTTAAAWWWWRRRRRRRSSSSS.

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,737 mod

August 2011

Trivium of FB: "IN WAVES Is now Available @ Target!"

First comment: "INNNN STORESSSSSSSSS!!"

LOL
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Adam Posts: 11,533 balls deep

August 2011

After mayhem me my uncle my dad and my friend stayed at his shitty hotel.

it was like 4am.

Me: Fuck this pillow fills like a rice cake
My Uncle : Hahahh this lamp is more comfortable then this shitty rice cake pillow

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy

August 2011

my dad talking about the music festival thats in town this weekend

'ludacris is saturday, he will be a good draw if you like rap or your black"

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

August 2011

Trivium of FB: "IN WAVES Is now Available @ Target!"

First comment: "INNNN STORESSSSSSSSS!!"

LOL
lmao

My manager came up to me while I was folding clothes and screamed In Waves at me and it scared the shit out of me

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

August 2011

Some random person at cowboys camp "I'm such a Romo-sexual"

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,737 mod

August 2011

Some random person at cowboys camp "I'm such a Romo-sexual"
Was it Marc? <_>

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