I don't think anyone else will find this as funny as I did, but my 8-year-old cousin Will says the most random and funny shit.
Will: Ellie, you should get peanut butter and bacon! Me: Why? Will: So you can put it on your teeth and look like a zombie and scare your friends! Me: lolwat
Then last night...
My mom: Yeah, Will doesn't like to be called 'Willie'. Will: Yeah, don't call me Willie or I will kick you in the Willie!
Me and my friend went to checkers after he got off work.
Lady at checkers: What do you want ? Me: a chicken sandwhich and fries Victor: and a banna shake biatch Lady at checkers: Excuse me Me: i lol'd Lady at the checkers: if you love checkers you wouldn't be rude Me: I tried so hard not to laugh Then when we were driving away i yelled i love checkers just not the bitch at the window hahah.
We were at a vet office near our house (not our normal vet office) to find out if the kitten Shane rescued was a boy or girl. Shane's holding a box clearly w/ the kitten trying to get out.
Shane: Hi, we just wanted to know if this kitten was a boy or girl. My wife says girl (I didn't find his nut sack). I say boy. Vet tech: Do you have the kitten with you?
Seriously, that woman is in charge of people's pets.......
Mom: Take off your pants and give them to me, I need to wash them. Me: No, this is my only pair to wear right right now. Mom: TAKE THEM OFF! Me: Ohhh Momma, why you so eager to get my pants off? Mom: .....YOU'RE SICK.
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Me: George...what're you doing?
Him: NO
Me: Okay
Him: NO
Me: I get it
Him: noooo
Will: Ellie, you should get peanut butter and bacon!
Me: Why?
Will: So you can put it on your teeth and look like a zombie and scare your friends!
Me: lolwat
Then last night...
My mom: Yeah, Will doesn't like to be called 'Willie'.
Will: Yeah, don't call me Willie or I will kick you in the Willie!
God I love that kid.
Me: By the way, I have the $5 I owe you.
Friend: Oh, ok man. I almost wrote 'ok baby... pay me back whenever you can. No rush.'
:-|
Lady at checkers: What do you want ?
Me: a chicken sandwhich and fries
Victor: and a banna shake biatch
Lady at checkers: Excuse me
Me: i lol'd
Lady at the checkers: if you love checkers you wouldn't be rude
Me: I tried so hard not to laugh
Then when we were driving away i yelled i love checkers just not the bitch at the window hahah.
Shane: Hi, we just wanted to know if this kitten was a boy or girl. My wife says girl (I didn't find his nut sack). I say boy.
Vet tech: Do you have the kitten with you?
Seriously, that woman is in charge of people's pets.......
my wife : "Oh hunny, you mean Daddy Long Legs"
Me: No, this is my only pair to wear right right now.
Mom: TAKE THEM OFF!
Me: Ohhh Momma, why you so eager to get my pants off?
Mom: .....YOU'RE SICK.
Way more strong and black