Then it makes sense. In Italian, the C makes a "ch" sounds, as in chicken, or China.
No, it would make sense if I made the mistake, not her. I'm the only one in my immediate family that speaks any Italian. Hell, I'm the only one that speaks anything other than English.
My friend Melissa is studying in Finland right now. Today she went to some Finnish metal festival.
Melissa: Somehow came all the way from Jersey to get asked if I wanna fuck in a tent by some Jersey Shore looking Finn and he'll get me backstage for stam1na...are you kidding me! I may be American but I'm not stupid! I don't give a shit who your offering or what! Ei vittu!!!
dad: you know those tiger seals? they eat penguins me:.......you mean LEOPARD seals? dad: oh yea they have spots, not stripes me: oh this is going on the internet dad: NO! DONT DO THAT!
Somehow we were drinking and talking about facebook or something, and this got brought up
Friend: Better than having that stupid picture with broken glasses. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (talking about my default) Me: You're default picture is a hand. A FUCKING. HAND. What the hell are you trying to say to people with a picture of a HAAAAAAAAAAND? Is it even your hand? WHY THE FUCK DO IS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE A HAND?
holy shit just had like a hour conversation with some religious freak about Black Sabbath. So I was hanging down at a park with my cousin and while she is playing or whatever she was doing I was sitting on a bench with my Mob Rules shirt on and this hot looking blonde walks up and calls me evil and I was like what so here is how it went down.
Me: Excuse me Her: That shirt, I went to a Black Sabbath concert when I was 17 and I could feel the evil sucking the soul out of me Me: Fuck Yeah.jpeg Her: You sir should go to the bible study at some church Me: When you listen to fools the mob rules Her: calls me a smart ass and walks away.
I couldn't stop laughing as she walked away and I flashed the horns as she looked back.
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Melissa: Somehow came all the way from Jersey to get asked if I wanna fuck in a tent by some Jersey Shore looking Finn and he'll get me backstage for stam1na...are you kidding me! I may be American but I'm not stupid! I don't give a shit who your offering or what! Ei vittu!!!
Me: A little taste of home, huh?
me:.......you mean LEOPARD seals?
dad: oh yea they have spots, not stripes
me: oh this is going on the internet
dad: NO! DONT DO THAT!
you dont understand, my dad likes to correct me all the time
this was my revenge MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Friend: Better than having that stupid picture with broken glasses. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (talking about my default)
Me: You're default picture is a hand. A FUCKING. HAND. What the hell are you trying to say to people with a picture of a HAAAAAAAAAAND? Is it even your hand? WHY THE FUCK DO IS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE A HAND?
him: Heh... workin' hard or hardl-
me: Go fuck yourself.
That reminds me of my grandpa. He doesn't speak much English, so that's like the only thing he says to the people working the register at stores.
Me: Excuse me
Her: That shirt, I went to a Black Sabbath concert when I was 17 and I could feel the evil sucking the soul out of me
Me: Fuck Yeah.jpeg
Her: You sir should go to the bible study at some church
Me: When you listen to fools the mob rules
Her: calls me a smart ass and walks away.
I couldn't stop laughing as she walked away and I flashed the horns as she looked back.
youll have to ask him