ok my real name is jacob and theres like 4 jacobs in my spanish class and we had a new teacher today its this chick straight outa college.. so this is what happened
Teacher:oh wow theres 4 jacobs what do you want me to call you guys Other jacobs:oh you can call me this blah blah blah Teacher :(to me) so what do you want me to call you Me:just call me daddy
My suitemate: "What would you say you enjoy the most about ASU?" my roommate: "Gettin frothy and scorin bitches" suitemate: "Seriously, Justin... remember that this is an English paper." roommate: "Oh sorry... I mean becoming intoxicated and engaging in intercourse with females."
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Me:That's what she said ;]
[we were talking about moving the car. LOL]
what's the difference between tiger woods driving a car or a golf ball?
Woods can drive a golf ball more than 400 yards
my roommate: Oxidation.
Me: Same thing.
Teacher:oh wow theres 4 jacobs what do you want me to call you guys
Other jacobs:oh you can call me this blah blah blah
Teacher :(to me) so what do you want me to call you
Me:just call me daddy
it was so fucking funny
-Dan Hardy
-a school security guard to me
my roommate: "Gettin frothy and scorin bitches"
suitemate: "Seriously, Justin... remember that this is an English paper."
roommate: "Oh sorry... I mean becoming intoxicated and engaging in intercourse with females."