my friend tyler: "if I had an extra dick, I would have it on my head so I could do 2 girls at once. Then I could be like: (then he started making motions by moving his head up and down while going "oh, oh")
Me: But that would be really bad, because then you would be like:
(I put my hand on my head and made my finger slowly stick up while going, "oh no no no.....")
Me: That would be way too obvious. and awkward.
Tyler: yeah haha.
Me: I think I lost some intelligence from this conversation.
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Me: But that would be really bad, because then you would be like:
(I put my hand on my head and made my finger slowly stick up while going, "oh no no no.....")
Me: That would be way too obvious. and awkward.
Tyler: yeah haha.
Me: I think I lost some intelligence from this conversation.
me: Yeah because who likes teaching kids that like Anal
dont be silly
dont be fool
dont be asshole
Or that.... i will crawl to you and and show u how much i enjoy sucking ur clit and making u cum.
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I'M GONNA FAINT.............UHH, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!! YEAH
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first though i want my big cock all over those pretty tits and mouth
L‡Zzý
Just shoot a load on them.........Watch me lick it off slowly!!!!
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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my teacher was joking about grading all weekend.
all i wanted to do was drink coffee and shit this weekend hah
"wait, i thought the sun and the moon were the same thing...?" <--she was dead serious.
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Me: "Rigger."
Black guy: "oh aiight"