I love my Dare, but Verizon is is a fucking rip off. They charge pointless fees. A $3.99 one time fee for DOOM somehow came to $17.95 on my statement. There's no excuse for the shit they pull.
"hey man i dont have to get out of this seat, this is fuckin' black history month!" -a white girl on my bus when a kid wanted her to get out of his seat
some people at my school were listening to metal and this guy walking down the hall was like "man i should buy them some razor blades" (they were listening to All Shall Perish) and i was just like "youre a fucking idiot" and he was like "what?!*dumbfounded look like omg someone just stood up to me*" and then he just decided to keep walking
All this happened so fast: Josh: I pissed on your grandmas grave! Justin: What? Mike: Dude that's so fucked up. Josh: like I care? My grandma has alzheimers. Me: she has alzheimers but at least she doesn't have alzheimers. Chase: *out of nowhere* Good now she won't remember when I fucked her
"So uhh... I got this homework off uhh... the internet... so uhh... you can google the questions and get the answers... I uhh... don't care." -My low self-esteem professor from math class
okay this is a conversation that happened just a few hours ago.
Me: Dude, do you like slayer? Dude 2: Never heard of them, are they rock? Dude 3: *jumps in* no, their screamo. Me: They are NOT! They're metal! Dude 3: whatever, same thing. Me: No, Theyre NOT. Dude 3: Yeah, they are.
Teacher: "alright can anyone explain to me why humans CANNOT perform photosynthesis" Fully Serious Girl: "Because it's illegal"
facepalm
this happened in history
*class is watching scenes from saving private ryan* Girl: *raises hand* Teacher: "Yes?" Girl: "Do the red crosses on their heads mean that youre not allowed to shoot at them"
while technically if youre listening to the geneva convention youre not supposed to kill medics the fact that multiple medics died while we were watching it just screams stupidity.
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"HELL THE FUCK NO DONT YOU DARE DERAIL MY SHIT"
-Ed
-Guy outside who got soaked with curbwater by a passing car
-a white girl on my bus when a kid wanted her to get out of his seat
-Black kid to other black kid
- some slut who sits at my table at lunch.
-Some chick talking to another chick
I have belly button cancer. Feel my stomach, you can feel the lump.
-This chick who sits at my table.
that last one is rather sad. I didnt even know you could get belly button cancer.
Hot chick to me at lunch <_>
Josh: I pissed on your grandmas grave!
Justin: What?
Mike: Dude that's so fucked up.
Josh: like I care? My grandma has alzheimers.
Me: she has alzheimers but at least she doesn't have alzheimers.
Chase: *out of nowhere* Good now she won't remember when I fucked her
silence and the loud laughter..
-My low self-esteem professor from math class
Me: Dude, do you like slayer?
Dude 2: Never heard of them, are they rock?
Dude 3: *jumps in* no, their screamo.
Me: They are NOT! They're metal!
Dude 3: whatever, same thing.
Me: No, Theyre NOT.
Dude 3: Yeah, they are.
-Woody Harrelson
Teacher: "alright can anyone explain to me why humans CANNOT perform photosynthesis"
Fully Serious Girl: "Because it's illegal"
facepalm
this happened in history
*class is watching scenes from saving private ryan*
Girl: *raises hand*
Teacher: "Yes?"
Girl: "Do the red crosses on their heads mean that youre not allowed to shoot at them"
while technically if youre listening to the geneva convention youre not supposed to kill medics the fact that multiple medics died while we were watching it just screams stupidity.