Friend: Dude who...who am I going out with? Me: Avril Lavigne man. Friend: For real??? Whaaaaaat... fuck fucking awesome. Me: You left her alone earlier today though? Friend: What was she scared without me there? Me: I gave her some"company" Friend: *throws bottle* HOW COULD YOU?!? ASSFUCKINGHOLE!!!
-Convo between me when I was sober and my friend when he was very drunk.
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I heard a person pronounce retard, ritard. Then when I said, I loved that movie he said "what movie?" Then I facepalmed then went "the Hangover, idiot" then he said, never saw it.
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-Jason
"Shut the fuck up bitch"
_me
Me: Avril Lavigne man.
Friend: For real??? Whaaaaaat... fuck fucking awesome.
Me: You left her alone earlier today though?
Friend: What was she scared without me there?
Me: I gave her some"company"
Friend: *throws bottle* HOW COULD YOU?!? ASSFUCKINGHOLE!!!
-Convo between me when I was sober and my friend when he was very drunk.
the humidity is really getting to me."
lmao dude its not even humid yet....its fucking march lmao
JL
Me: My dad there
Ron: Yeah...but do you wanna call back? I'm on the computer right now, I could just tell him to pick it up when it rings.
He was really to lazy to walk three steps and give my dad the phone
8th Grade.
Teacher: DARREL! Quit arguing with me!
Darrel: I'm not arguing with YOU, YOU'RE arguing with ME!
-My girlfriend a year ago. Thought it was worthy enough.
"Slipknot is Screamo. They arent metal".
My friend last year.
That's not the worst thing you could say....lol.
Me: Shut the fuck up