My friend standing on the 5th floor balcony of an apartment:
"I wish I had a box of dildos right now so I could just chuck them at people and ruin their day. Like seriously if you were just walking around and you got hit with a dildo wouldn't that ruin your day?"
"the little gold flakes in goldshlagger(sp?) are there to cut little holes in your throat so the alcohol can absorb better into your bloodstream and get you more drunk"
my cousin who is like 17 actually said this and meant it...............
me- so what are we going to do for our senior prank my friend- probably just have you dress up as the muffin man or something me- you mean the one who lives on druley lane or the one thats half muffin half man
lmao idk if its as funny now but everyone who heard it didnt stop laughing for like 3 minutes
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Three kids were acting black and left, they came back saying "Yo dey kicked us out cuz we too fly" etc
The black lady supervisor laughed at this because it was funny
The old man says "Yeah, come here, I got some cotton for you to pick"
That was the last day the old man worked at the school.
SHOTS?
SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTS
_Quoted from a wise man
"I wish I had a box of dildos right now so I could just chuck them at people and ruin their day. Like seriously if you were just walking around and you got hit with a dildo wouldn't that ruin your day?"
God I love college.
"Why does everyone just care about themselves? Why can't I talk about myself sometimes?" This stupid girl in my class.
-My friend in absolute disbelief that the guitar player from Cold simply handed me his pick.
some dumb bitch in my geometry class
my cousin who is like 17 actually said this and meant it...............
its very delicious.
-Miranda to me outside in the cold due to fire drill
-Ed on why he likes Rammstein
Kid in class : "That explains why he wrote books"
Even the teacher laughed
but i waz talkin to my Econ Teach 'bout muzic,
then he started doin guttural vox
my friend- probably just have you dress up as the muffin man or something
me- you mean the one who lives on druley lane or the one thats half muffin half man
lmao idk if its as funny now but everyone who heard it didnt stop laughing for like 3 minutes