YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

SATAN

Whatever Erik we all know you would've invited the dude in and let him smoke your weed

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Unfortunately, the situation can't be unfucked, and playing Monday morning qb won't help either. Good to hear your finally getting help from your family with the situation though. A good lawler really is like a fucking wizard lol. Big shit can sometimes magically disappear. Also, check these out for your kids, they're pretty sweet.

https://www.verizonwireless.com/connected-devices/lg-gizmopal-2/#?sku=1820297

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Should played Erik's mixtape and sent him to the burn unit.

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All bs aside dude, thats fucked, i hope everything works out for you when it's over.

Stoned_Catz

here satan

SATAN

But...I got out this morning

Stoned_Catz

for later dumbass

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

So let's hear more about this stabbing. If I don't get to stab a mother fucker today I at least want to hear a good yarn about somebody who did [-(

SATAN

I'm kinda proud at how bad I fucked dude's shoulder up. He's a dumb fuck for white knighting a drunk slut like her. Hopefully, he realizes that now. I held back like a motherfucker though trying not to catch too much of a charge. I could've killed both of em easily. Most of its a blur though. I don't remember cutting Amanda at all aside from when she was fighting me for the knife. Even she was surprised because I heard her say "he actually cut me!" when she was in his car trying to get away from me

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Bitches always act surprised when then get in the middle of some guys fighting and they end up getting flattened on accident. 

MetalCoresades

Stories like that make me happy I cant talk to girls

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Kinda reminds me of this old gem of a thread...

http://metaluprising.com/discussion/7551/well/p1

Rex_Capone420

I was abjust thinking about that today lol

SATAN

That poor bastard. I can see why there are so many men out there that all out hate women

Rex_Capone420

That's mike right? If so he seems to be doing great but I may be getting people mixed up. 

SATAN

Yeah. He's one of those that changes his fb name to goofy shit all the time so I have a hard time keeping up

Stoned_Catz

SATAN said:

I'm kinda proud at how bad I fucked dude's shoulder up. He's a dumb fuck for white knighting a drunk slut like her. Hopefully, he realizes that now. I held back like a motherfucker though trying not to catch too much of a charge. I could've killed both of em easily. Most of its a blur though. I don't remember cutting Amanda at all aside from when she was fighting me for the knife. Even she was surprised because I heard her say "he actually cut me!" when she was in his car trying to get away from me

dude u do realize uve got a lot in common with OJ Simpson now

Stoned_Catz

Stoned_Catz

who dafukk here signed me up for metal sucks email newsletter?

Stoned_Catz

lacation jail:

satan: ya im in for slicin my bitchz face.

OJ; you shoulda sliced the bitchz neck.. u know i got away with it once