"dude this is the douchiest fucking place ive ever seen besides the monster tents at mayhem and anything in Scottsdale. look at this fucking shit... an affliction store? what is THAT?[pointing] is that a fucking cologne store? dude fuck this so much. psycho is better than this. so much better. its moving next year, right? lets fucking gorge ourselves at a buffet tomorrow and upper decker punish this place's toilets jesus fucking christ"
I'll never forget when I was waiting tables at this restaurant and someone upper deckered the men's toilet. Then my boss thought it was me because i knew it was called an upper decker. And because I was cracking the fuck up the entire night
unfortunately no, because their casino level toilets are all "L" automatics, so they have no tank. shoulda gone to someones open room monday morning and done it tho.
So I was going to post this in the presidential election thread but since that thread is srz bznz I decided to put in here..
anyway my boss asked me yesterday if I was planning on "pulling the trigger on the nigger" refering to voting next tuesday.. i thought it was pretty funny
I have only had one semi sexual experience in my life. I was black out drunk, barely remember it, and completely regret it happened. But in that instance, yea I did. I think thats kinda gross, but not really demeaning. Ginnies are gross tbh. But dicks are worse.
Jesus Christ incel MC was a faggot. I wish I could go back in time and stuff myself in a locker.
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-my friend on friday referring to hard rock hotel
"Whats your middle name?"
"I dont have one. So dont be calling me"