My first time was painful rather than awkward. Only time it became awkward was when he tried to give me a tampon to stop the bleeding then going down and having spaghetti dinner with his parents n shit
Nah dude not at all .. But the fact you don't even watch a little porn hurts you tho lol I mean real sex and porno sex are def not identical but it can at least help ya get started lol if you ever get to the point where you think it's gonna happen just come talk to me first lol and if your dick don't work pop a Viagra or some shit lol
And you can predict this how? You seem like your predetermined to fail.
based on how my past relationships have gone, and what people talk about (even on here)
But you'll never know if you don't try to experience it. Lets put this in MC terms: You know in Pokemon how the more your creatures battle, the more exp they get? And they grow as they learn. Apply that to sex. The more you try it the better it becomes and the more experienced you become.
And you can predict this how? You seem like your predetermined to fail.
based on how my past relationships have gone, and what people talk about (even on here)
But you'll never know if you don't try to experience it. Lets put this in MC terms: You know in Pokemon how the more your creatures battle, the more exp they get? And they grow as they learn. Apply that to sex. The more you try it the better it becomes and the more experienced you become.
My first time was painful rather than awkward. Only time it became awkward was when he tried to give me a tampon to stop the bleeding then going down and having spaghetti dinner with his parents n shit
Was it spaghetti bolognese or more like a carbonara? I do like spaghetti but vermicilli is better IMO
My first time was painful rather than awkward. Only time it became awkward was when he tried to give me a tampon to stop the bleeding then going down and having spaghetti dinner with his parents n shit
Was it spaghetti bolognese or more like a carbonara? I do like spaghetti but vermicilli is better IMO
It was more like spaghetti with tomato sauce and cheese. Also had garlic bread with it I believe
Garlic bread is nice but man it leaves a bad aftertaste a cheese AND tomato sauce? really? did you not think that was a weird combination or were you more concerned with your pulsating pummelled pussy at the time?
And you can predict this how? You seem like your predetermined to fail.
based on how my past relationships have gone, and what people talk about (even on here)
But you'll never know if you don't try to experience it. Lets put this in MC terms: You know in Pokemon how the more your creatures battle, the more exp they get? And they grow as they learn. Apply that to sex. The more you try it the better it becomes and the more experienced you become.
>Also a virgin. >Talkin bout sexual experience.
Right, but I'm not disgusted or terrified by the idea of sex.
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>Talkin bout sexual experience.
Well that explains a lot...
I can make up quotes too
Was it spaghetti bolognese or more like a carbonara?
I do like spaghetti but vermicilli is better IMO
a cheese AND tomato sauce?
really?
did you not think that was a weird combination or were you more concerned with your pulsating pummelled pussy at the time?