The McFuck Approach

MenAreTrash

you were an adult and had sex with a child that's literally like the definition lol. 

Me_

Like I said she lied about her age so yea you are right though..call the cops..do the right thing...

MetalCoresades

16 is still underage regardless

Me_

you right....call the cops mc

Me_

MenAreTrash said:

you were an adult and had sex with a child that's literally like the definition lol. 

anal too...she insisted

Me_

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Me_

don't flag it till ya try it

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Me_ said:

you right....call the cops mc

You woulda gone to jail had you gotten caught back then you pervy fuck

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Gnomez said:

Me_ said:

wanna know how I met my wife...she was walking down the street during a snowstorm..she walked by and I got a peak at the nicest ass I have ever seen....I made a snowball and hit her right in the ass...pa pow! Rest is history...point being is I didn't wait...I saw something so I got it. Now go

If MC tried that....the snowball would accidentally have a rock in it....he'd misjudge the throw....go high by mistake...scone her in the back of the head....she'd drop to the pavement and bust her nose....

We can't all throw the perfectly timed pitch and hit the target right on the bullseye like you Gazza

I'd hate to see you at the carnival...you'd be the prick walking around with all the huge stuffed toys after cleaning up at all the side show stalls 

No..I'm the moron who gets drunk and spends 20 bucks trying to drown the clown and keeps missing..The ass shot was pretty close...She told me she was 16 when we met..She lied..She was only 14 but looked a lot older. I should be in jail for the shit I did to that 14 year old

easy now with the "wtf's"  I was 18 she was 14 said she was 16 looked 21 so yeah...She raped me

That is quite possibly the most incredibly retarded logic I've ever read. 

Dime

I'll take "Something I really didn't want to know about Gary for $500, Alex."

JLRedWing13

Damn MC finally turns a corner and Gary comes in with.....that

Stoned_Catz

fukk ghayry


n mc shudov groveled at her feet

MetalCoresades

Stoned_Catz said:

n mc shudov groveled at her feet

Fuck that. No more of that pedestal shit. No more games. You can come at me like an adult. 

Stoned_Catz

pleases bitch i aint had no pussae since pussy had me pleazez meh bitch

NOCAP

LOL Gary's a pedo. No wonder he's a republican. #MeToo

Stoned_Catz

i told ypu dude ghayry fukkt in the head

FLAT

Ed is controlling mcs account 

Stoned_Catz

um Ed too

Me_

The_Synthabaga said:

Me_ said:

you right....call the cops mc

You woulda gone to jail had you gotten caught back then you pervy fuck


Na...her parents love me..they let me sleep over in her bed...It was like she was in jail though when I cuffed her so she would be still.