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The McFuck Approach

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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    The difference between a slut and a bitch is that a slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,797 spicy boy
    Bitch slut. Whatever the correct vernacular is. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,797 spicy boy
    edited June 2015

    I offer nothing of value

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,797 spicy boy
    also my criteria consists of similar interests, and virgin.

    Thats the bare fucking minimum for a relationship to work
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    Expecting to get a girl because your a nice guy is like selling a car whose only selling point is that it has wheels on it. Well no shit asshole, it's suppossed to. Does it have 4x4?
    It has tires.
    Air conditioning?
    It has tires on it.
    Good gas mileage? Cool stereo? Big engine? Leather heated seats? Moonroof? 
    Nah, it only has tires on it.

    If your shit doesn't sell, it doesn't mean people don't want tires on their car, it's expected to have them. It's just not enough to make a complete package.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,797 spicy boy
    image
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    Tired of your shit MC.

    See what I did there?
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,797 spicy boy
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    Back away from the truth with  another dumb picture. Hate on women some more. Gather around other hive minded simps to afraid to invest effort into themselves. Throw yourself another pity party. Delude yourself for months, hell, take a few more years if you need to. Stay depressed for awhile more. No biggie. Stay repressed too, if you keep telling yourself the same lies, you will believe them someday. Not just on the surface, but in those deep dark places of your mind where the light doesn't shine. Dig that lie all the way down to where you hide the truths you don't want to admit to yourself, and smother the truth with it. 

    Reality will still be here waiting for you to get started whenever.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,797 spicy boy
    :-|
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    U wot m8? 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    >thread has been going since January
    >MC says he has nothing to offer


    Things MC could have spent 1 hour a week on since then...

    Join a bowling team, dart league, book club, pick up a martial art, coding classes, start a gaming club/league/tournament, exercise, cooking classes, learning small engine repair, take up scuba diving, learn guitar repair, woodworking, welding, glass blowing, sculpting, or painting. There is whole world of trades and skills you can learn to have more to offer to other people if you feel you lack anything to offer people. You can take classes, learn things and meet people if you wanted to make changes in your life. You don't have to spend your whole life being a flat fucking tire.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Jobe said:
    Expecting to get a girl because your a nice guy is like selling a car whose only selling point is that it has wheels on it. Well no shit asshole, it's suppossed to. Does it have 4x4?
    It has tires.
    Air conditioning?
    It has tires on it.
    Good gas mileage? Cool stereo? Big engine? Leather heated seats? Moonroof? 
    Nah, it only has tires on it.

    If your shit doesn't sell, it doesn't mean people don't want tires on their car, it's expected to have them. It's just not enough to make a complete package.


    Fact:
    if it has tits or tyres....it's bound to give you grief 
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    @wake are you being dry humped in that pic?
    you seem to have a far away look in your eyes?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,579 moneytalker
    Back row middle guy is knuckle deep.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,677 spicy boy
    First knuckle or second :-?
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