it's a fucking setlist, you'll still have just as much fun seeing them regardless. Assuming you even go... :-?
i remember when you got really pumped up they were coming to florida. then you realized finally it was a troll after everyone and their mother hit you with a i'm so surprised you have never had your jaw stolen
I'd like to see you try starting up your own successful clothing company, tour the world as the frontman for one of the best death metal bands in the business, and become a voice of an entire generation of kids who strive for real reason and intellect from their musical idols instead of simply being another fantasy obsessed metal singer that would rather slave away to the man so he can make a quick buck instead of rising up to challenge those in power and ready himself to lead the impending revolution against tyranny and oppression. Call me back when you think you are even half the fucking man that Frankie is...
Until then, I suggest you go choke to death sucking off a hooker with a penis while you vicarious, schism, pushit, intension, lateralus, b'boom, jambi, forty-six & 2, aenema, stinkfist.
I'd like to see you try starting up your own successful clothing company, tour the world as the frontman for one of the best death metal bands in the business, and become a voice of an entire generation of kids who strive for real reason and intellect from their musical idols instead of simply being another fantasy obsessed metal singer that would rather slave away to the man so he can make a quick buck instead of rising up to challenge those in power and ready himself to lead the impending revolution against tyranny and oppression. Call me back when you think you are even half the fucking man that Frankie is...
Total Slackers - These guys shred live, hadn't heard of hear of them prior to the show. Two chicks and two dudes, total hipsters but w/e. I mean the black dude looked exactly like Cleveland wearing high waters and a christmas themed tasmanian devil shirt. Nonetheless they were fucking awesome.
Bear Hands - Pretty cool, had great sound. Didn't know much about them other than their name.
Miniature Tigers - Fuck yeah the day finally came for me to see them. Really wish I would have made it to a show on the Mia Pharaoh cycle but it is what it is. Place was going crazy dancing for them. At one point the vocalist asked someone in the crowd "What'd you think of Total Slackers?" and this was the exchange
"I don't know"
"You don't know?"
"No."
"What does that even mean?"
"I'm sorry I just didn't want to offend anybody"
Crowd loses it laughing. Then he goes "Alright this is a love song" and they jump into Cleopatra. At that point he jumps off the stage and you can feel the humidity rise and every hipster vagina moistened up. Then he grabs the kid from before and hugs him while singing the song for a solid minute. Seriously great energy behind them. It was the last night with Bear Hands and Total Slackers, so they all came out and covered Closing Time by Semisonic. Disappointed they didn't play Sex on the Regular.
Yeah. At first I was wondering why, but the it became clear that a major university was clearly holding the target demographic. I bet if it was in Detroit the crowd would have been a quarter the size.
i remember when psychostick yelled "this is a love song" before playing some song and i yelled "orgasm = love!" and rarwb was just like "that's not a love song haha"
I'd like to see you try starting up your own successful clothing company, tour the world as the frontman for one of the best death metal bands in the business, and become a voice of an entire generation of kids who strive for real reason and intellect from their musical idols instead of simply being another fantasy obsessed metal singer that would rather slave away to the man so he can make a quick buck instead of rising up to challenge those in power and ready himself to lead the impending revolution against tyranny and oppression. Call me back when you think you are even half the fucking man that Frankie is...
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i remember when you got really pumped up they were coming to florida. then you realized finally it was a troll after everyone and their mother hit you with a
i'm so surprised you have never had your jaw stolen
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No, I was surprised they'd even play the amphitheater here, and at the time Cynic were rumored to be opening, and Cynic > Tool.
Regardless, I do enjoy Tool's music, but If I never get to see them live I won't be upset about it.
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kill yourself you were pumped and everyone else knew obvious troll was obvious go to some train station and fuck some dude
todds replies are murdering me
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when frankie bails emmure, you need to take his place
i'd do it. easy money.
I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD IT'LL FEEL LIKE YOU KISSED A FREIGHT TRAIN
MOTHERFUCKER
I'd like to see you try starting up your own successful clothing company, tour the world as the frontman for one of the best death metal bands in the business, and become a voice of an entire generation of kids who strive for real reason and intellect from their musical idols instead of simply being another fantasy obsessed metal singer that would rather slave away to the man so he can make a quick buck instead of rising up to challenge those in power and ready himself to lead the impending revolution against tyranny and oppression. Call me back when you think you are even half the fucking man that Frankie is...
Until then, I suggest you go choke to death sucking off a hooker with a penis while you vicarious, schism, pushit, intension, lateralus, b'boom, jambi, forty-six & 2, aenema, stinkfist.
"death metal band"
Probably the biggest mistake you can make....they kill live
It's w/e
wat
Total Slackers - These guys shred live, hadn't heard of hear of them prior to the show. Two chicks and two dudes, total hipsters but w/e. I mean the black dude looked exactly like Cleveland wearing high waters and a christmas themed tasmanian devil shirt. Nonetheless they were fucking awesome.
Bear Hands - Pretty cool, had great sound. Didn't know much about them other than their name.
Miniature Tigers - Fuck yeah the day finally came for me to see them. Really wish I would have made it to a show on the Mia Pharaoh cycle but it is what it is. Place was going crazy dancing for them. At one point the vocalist asked someone in the crowd "What'd you think of Total Slackers?" and this was the exchange
"I don't know"
"You don't know?"
"No."
"What does that even mean?"
"I'm sorry I just didn't want to offend anybody"
Crowd loses it laughing. Then he goes "Alright this is a love song" and they jump into Cleopatra. At that point he jumps off the stage and you can feel the humidity rise and every hipster vagina moistened up. Then he grabs the kid from before and hugs him while singing the song for a solid minute. Seriously great energy behind them. It was the last night with Bear Hands and Total Slackers, so they all came out and covered Closing Time by Semisonic. Disappointed they didn't play Sex on the Regular.
Yeah. At first I was wondering why, but the it became clear that a major university was clearly holding the target demographic. I bet if it was in Detroit the crowd would have been a quarter the size.
i remember when psychostick yelled "this is a love song" before playing some song and i yelled "orgasm = love!" and rarwb was just like "that's not a love song haha"
lmfao
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SATAN said:
Sarcasm.