New studies show that full scale military invasions of sovereign nations has severe side effects, including but not limited to; homelessness, rape, loss of property, widespread infrastructure collapse, dismemberment, forced relocation, and death.
The "experiment" they did is just fucking laughable. They used ONLY 60 kids, which were pre-schoolers who shouldn't be watching Spongebob as something educational anyway. Then, they equated 9 minutes of watching an episode as enough time to be brain damaged by it.
A 64-year-old Missouri man has legally changed his name from "George F. Blackburn" to "Led Zeppelin II." Yes, like the 1969 album by Led Zeppelin. "I reinvented myself," Zeppelin told Stltoday.com via BoingBoing. "Since I became Led Zeppelin, my life has improved a thousand fold."
Apparently reinventing yourself as an album is quite easy in Missouri -- a legal name change costs around $200 and can't be blocked by a judge if he or she finds the new moniker "would be proper and not detrimental to the interests of any other person." The person seeking the change also can't be trying to defraud creditors or hide from the law. Another guy profiled in this story is now known as "Robert 52 Jackson" because he's a big 50 Cent fan, and his son is named 52.
But back to our friend Zeppelin, who tells Stltoday he's been a lifelong fan of zeppelins (the balloons) and Zeppelin (the band), who he saw live in Chicago in the late 1960s. His ex-wife calls him L.Z. or Zep. He finds this all quite normal. "I don't want to appear to be some off-the-wall, drug-addict idiot," he said. "I just changed my name from the standpoint that I can be a better person than I used to be." What could be better than the triple whammy "Whole Lotta Love," "What Is and What Never Should Be," and "The Lemon Song" that opens Side One of Led Zeppelin II? Well, all of Led Zeppelin IV, but we won't quibble.
A 64-year-old Missouri man has legally changed his name from "George F. Blackburn" to "Led Zeppelin II." Yes, like the 1969 album by Led Zeppelin. "I reinvented myself," Zeppelin told Stltoday.com via BoingBoing. "Since I became Led Zeppelin, my life has improved a thousand fold."
Apparently reinventing yourself as an album is quite easy in Missouri -- a legal name change costs around $200 and can't be blocked by a judge if he or she finds the new moniker "would be proper and not detrimental to the interests of any other person." The person seeking the change also can't be trying to defraud creditors or hide from the law. Another guy profiled in this story is now known as "Robert 52 Jackson" because he's a big 50 Cent fan, and his son is named 52.
But back to our friend Zeppelin, who tells Stltoday he's been a lifelong fan of zeppelins (the balloons) and Zeppelin (the band), who he saw live in Chicago in the late 1960s. His ex-wife calls him L.Z. or Zep. He finds this all quite normal. "I don't want to appear to be some off-the-wall, drug-addict idiot," he said. "I just changed my name from the standpoint that I can be a better person than I used to be." What could be better than the triple whammy "Whole Lotta Love," "What Is and What Never Should Be," and "The Lemon Song" that opens Side One of Led Zeppelin II? Well, all of Led Zeppelin IV, but we won't quibble.
I don't understand people who get so pissed off about food. I admit, I get a little annoyed when I get home and realize my chips aren't there, but I'm annoyed with myself for not checking. And plus, it's just fucking food. Some people don't have the luxury of going to Taco Bell at two in the morning because they're bored, or got the midnight munchies and don't want anything in their pantry and fridge that's full of food.
I don't understand people who get so pissed off about food. I admit, I get a little annoyed when I get home and realize my chips aren't there, but I'm annoyed with myself for not checking. And plus, it's just fucking food. Some people don't have the luxury of going to Taco Bell at two in the morning because they're bored, or got the midnight munchies and don't want anything in their pantry and fridge that's full of food.
yeah i don't have that luxury. the closest Taco Bell to me is over 2 hours away
if my order is fucked up once in a blue moon i dont mind...but if a place is constantly fucking up more oreder then fuck them...i dont eat burgers tho so my orders are usually pretty hard to mess up
a long time ago i worked at burger king for about a month and a friend of mine worked there too, and he was the king of fucking up orders. he would constantly put together a burger minus the burger ) . he would forget to put the burgers in the buns and just wrap it up and send it out LOL.
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New studies show that full scale military invasions of sovereign nations has severe side effects, including but not limited to; homelessness, rape, loss of property, widespread infrastructure collapse, dismemberment, forced relocation, and death.
SpongeBob impairs little kids' thinking, study finds
http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-spongebob-squarepants-children-brain-20110912,0,2849965.story
The "experiment" they did is just fucking laughable. They used ONLY 60 kids, which were pre-schoolers who shouldn't be watching Spongebob as something educational anyway. Then, they equated 9 minutes of watching an episode as enough time to be brain damaged by it.
Science, I am disappoint.
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Apparently reinventing yourself as an album is quite easy in Missouri -- a legal name change costs around $200 and can't be blocked by a judge if he or she finds the new moniker "would be proper and not detrimental to the interests of any other person." The person seeking the change also can't be trying to defraud creditors or hide from the law. Another guy profiled in this story is now known as "Robert 52 Jackson" because he's a big 50 Cent fan, and his son is named 52.
But back to our friend Zeppelin, who tells Stltoday he's been a lifelong fan of zeppelins (the balloons) and Zeppelin (the band), who he saw live in Chicago in the late 1960s. His ex-wife calls him L.Z. or Zep. He finds this all quite normal. "I don't want to appear to be some off-the-wall, drug-addict idiot," he said. "I just changed my name from the standpoint that I can be a better person than I used to be." What could be better than the triple whammy "Whole Lotta Love," "What Is and What Never Should Be," and "The Lemon Song" that opens Side One of Led Zeppelin II? Well, all of Led Zeppelin IV, but we won't quibble.
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. - An order error at a fast-food restaurant almost cost an employee his life.
A man placed an order at a Taco Bell in Missouri last Saturday then drove home and noticed he hadn't been given his hot sauce.
Police say the man went back to the restaurant, handed the order back, and pointed a loaded shotgun in a window.
Police used surveillance video to make an arrest.
Read more: http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-threats-taco-bell-employee-with-shotgun-after-forgetting-part-of-order-092111#ixzz1YbVFmZms
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