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Preacher says world will actually end in October

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    I'll be back when the post count is up to 300


  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    lol show me the passage in the bible where it tells you to sell your children into slavery.....go ahead
    exodus 21:7
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
    eating shellfish is the same level of sin as homosexuality
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    it doesn't "give" you morals but the bible does have some very good moral lessons in it.
    like selling your daughter into slavery or stoning children to death that misbehave?
    did you notice I said SOME not EVERY LESSON?
    calm your fucking dick.
    lol y u mad bro?
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Good god im going to he'll
    They can pry my shrimp tempura sushi from my cold dead fingers
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    We should never forget the greatest of all passages in the sacred book. 1 Samuel 24:3
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Good god im going to he'll
    They can pry my shrimp tempura sushi from my cold dead fingers
    what the fuck. you are blocked, why can I see this message. hmmm... the message above was blocked.
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i didnt read anything in this thread except for the title but.............i predict the world will end on one of the days of the week! :O
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    I could never be a good catholic if I tried
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Mmmmm hungry just thinking about it
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited May 2011
    I could never be a good catholic if I tried
    im not sure what the conversation was about but any true catholic will tell you they're not perfect. this is nothing against you, i just hate hearing these religious nut jobs saying we're all gonna go to hell unless we're perfect or something like that. EDIT: they end up pissing people off and give catholocism or any other religion for that matter a bad name.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Omfg the clear soup?
    I could live on that soup and salad
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i predict the world will end on one of the days of the week! :O
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
    i thought i explained this...
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
    i thought i explained this...
    except 11 out of the 17 new testament books are thought to be forgeries now so....
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
    i thought i explained this...
    except 11 out of the 17 new testament books are thought to be forgeries now so....
    yea, by people who's goal in life is to disprove the Bible.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    edited May 2011
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
    i thought i explained this...
    except 11 out of the 17 new testament books are thought to be forgeries now so....
    yea, by people who's goal in life is to disprove the Bible.
    not really. it was Bart D. Ehrman, a renowned biblical scholar.
  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    Shane's not gonna give up the fight to prove all religion is wrong.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Apparently eating shellfish buys you a death sentence
    nice morlas
    i thought i explained this...
    except 11 out of the 17 new testament books are thought to be forgeries now so....
    yea, by people who's goal in life is to disprove the Bible.
    not really. it was Bart D. Ehrman, a renowned biblical scholar.
    who would want to fake being an Apostle though? those people were persecuted, arrested, and put to death. why would someone want to die for something that isnt real, just to create a "folktale"?
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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