1. Ever spy on someone? - no 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - shane tried to use a cucumber 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - ewww no 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - 20 oz mt dew bottle 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - i receive, yes 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes. 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - NO 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - no 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
LOL judy, you're such a good sport about answering my weird ass questions. thank you :-D
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
1. Ever spy on someone? - I'm a total creep and watch people when I'm in public if I find them attractive. 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - UTI AHOY! 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - lolno 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - A giraffe! 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - :3c 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - Noooo 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - One time I drank a whole thing of blue Tilt (it's like 4loko). The next day, I shat this gorgeous teal color. 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - Gross, no. 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - Fuck no. 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -Not the 4th one.
I'm beginning to think Skully is into coprophilia. :-??
1. Ever spy on someone? - No 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - I've never had sex..... 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - lolno 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - No 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - No 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - No 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - Not that I can remember 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - No 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - No 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -Yes
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1. Ever spy on someone? - No. 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - Only ones baked into pie. 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - I have not. 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - Nope. 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - No. 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - Of course. Tears make the best lubricant. 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - Never really checked, so not that I recall. 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - I witnessed some try to do it, but I have not. 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - Nope. 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? - All but 2 and 6.
1. Ever spy on someone? - no 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - shane tried to use a cucumber 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - ewww no 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - 20 oz mt dew bottle 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - i receive, yes 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes. 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - NO 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - no 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
LOL judy, you're such a good sport about answering my weird ass questions. thank you :-D
1. Ever spy on someone? - no 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - no 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - no 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - i have stuck it in before :> 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - no 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - I ran from the cops before, but it was on foot and I got away cause my buddy lived a few blocks over and we just ran to his house and he let us in, but it was no high spped chase type shit.... 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
1. Ever spy on someone? - probably 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - no 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - no 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - nope 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - no 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? -nope 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
1. Ever spy on someone? - Yep. Do it all the time, but it's usually hot chicks that i'm looking to ogle 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - no 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - no 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - I have had my dick in a females ass, yes 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - no 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? -nope 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
1. Ever spy on someone? - Depends on your definition of spying..like FB creeper or everyday life creeper? 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - No 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - No 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - No 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - Never 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - Hahaha! No 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - Apparently I only shit rainbows and glitter <_> 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - No 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - No 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? - yup
1. Ever spy on someone? - not really 2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - i love deepthraotin bananas in my freetime 3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no 4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - is my whole fist strange?? 5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - i stuck it in someones pooper while simultaneously gettin it stuffed in my pooper, i was like a jigsaw puzzle 6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - cry masterbation is the only way to go.. feeling good and shame go hand in hand 7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - green sometimes red ....... 8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - all the time 9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - yah but i blew the cop and he just gave me a warning! 10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -maybe :>
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2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - UTI AHOY!
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - lolno
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - A giraffe!
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - :3c
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - Noooo
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - One time I drank a whole thing of blue Tilt (it's like 4loko). The next day, I shat this gorgeous teal color.
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - Gross, no.
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - Fuck no.
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -Not the 4th one.
I'm beginning to think Skully is into coprophilia. :-??
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - I've never had sex.....
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - lolno
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - No
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - No
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - No
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - Not that I can remember
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - No
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - No
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -Yes
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - Only ones baked into pie.
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - I have not.
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - Nope.
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - No.
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - Of course. Tears make the best lubricant.
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - Never really checked, so not that I recall.
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - I witnessed some try to do it, but I have not.
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - Nope.
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? - All but 2 and 6.
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - no
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - no
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - i have stuck it in before :>
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - no
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - I ran from the cops before, but it was on foot and I got away cause my buddy lived a few blocks over and we just ran to his house and he let us in, but it was no high spped chase type shit....
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - no
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - no
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - nope
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - no
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? -nope
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - no
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - no
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - I have had my dick in a females ass, yes
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - no
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - yes
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - no
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? -nope
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -yes
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - No
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - No
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - No
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - Never
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - Hahaha! No
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - Apparently I only shit rainbows and glitter <_>
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - No
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - No
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? - yup
2. Ever have sex with a piece of fruit? - i love deepthraotin bananas in my freetime
3. Ever chug a whole bottle of ex lax? - no
4. Ever shove anything strange up your ass? - is my whole fist strange??
5. Ever stick it in da pooper or have it stuck in your pooper? - i stuck it in someones pooper while simultaneously gettin it stuffed in my pooper, i was like a jigsaw puzzle
6. Do you cry when you masturbate? - cry masterbation is the only way to go.. feeling good and shame go hand in hand
7. Ever take a dump and your shit was a different color? - green sometimes red .......
8. Ever try to light one of your own farts? - all the time
9. Ever try to get away from the cops and end up in a high speed chase? - yah but i blew the cop and he just gave me a warning!
10. Did you answer those questions honestly? -maybe :>