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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    potentially stupid question here but.........what is BC?
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I need to get two chicksfull on at the same time. My wife has gotten with chicks numerous times but I only got to watch, and a bj once.
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Hey I admitted my stupidity before I asked the question. I kind of figured it was something pretty obvious tho
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I need to get two chicksfull on at the same time. My wife has gotten with chicks numerous times but I only got to watch, and a bj once.
    She needs to share her womens with you.
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I need to get two chicksfull on at the same time. My wife has gotten with chicks numerous times but I only got to watch, and a bj once.
    She needs to share her womens with you.
    you're speaking my language, girlfriend
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Santana....you really think weird is a bad thing? I've been called weird all the damn time so what are you trying to say? And it IS weird for a guy not to masturbate or even want to...when.a guy says "naw, I don't do that shit or watch porn" the first thing that goes through my head is "wtf? Is there something wrong with this guy...like why?"

    And lol at the direction this thread went. Also, I masturbate only when I really have to. But I do think about sex almost constantly
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Santana....you really think weird is a bad thing? I've been called weird all the damn time so what are you trying to say? And it IS weird for a guy not to masturbate or even want to...when.a guy says "naw, I don't do that shit or watch porn" the first thing that goes through my head is "wtf? Is there something wrong with this guy...like why?"

    And lol at the direction this thread went. Also, I masturbate only when I really have to. But I do think about sex almost constantly
    agreed. I probably do it too much though. lol Even if I have sex 3 times in one day I will still probably masturbate later, due to gettin horny thinking abou the sex i had earlier lol :-bd
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    not me. I masturbate whenever I have a spare 5 min. I'd guess a minimum of 3 times daily, if not more. And that doesnt include the regular sex as well...
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm on board with CF. Where is that "what are you better then anyone else at" thread? :-"
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    But I do think about sex almost constantly
    Same here. I always get caught when I'm checking someone out.

    Especially police officers when they're in groups. I'll be staring at one of their butts like the creeper I am, and then notice the other ones staring at me. :-(
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And it IS weird for a guy not to masturbate or even want to...
    I'd call the dude a liar. I do not believe it is possible for a guy to not 'release'. The dude might as well be saying he stopped breathing. Just as ridiculous.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    this thread reminds me of a funny joke.

    A girl makes the comment "I hate double standards!!! Why is it that if a guy sleeps with a shit load of girls he is a stud and everyone thinks he is cool? but if a girl sleeps with lots of guys she is labeled a slut and mocked for being a whore?"

    guy responds "it's like this... If you have a key that opens every door in a building, you call that a master key and rejoice in its awesomeness. Now if you have a lock that opens for every key, that is a pretty shitty lock."
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    That joke makes me laugh. Unfortunately, some people actually think that way. :/
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    One of my ex's never masturbated in his life...still doesn't. I tried to make him once and he got all weirded out XD
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i'd be masturbating now if I could lol
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That joke makes me laugh. Unfortunately, some people actually think that way. :/
    yeah it's a funny joke but don't agree with the mentality.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    That joke makes me laugh. Unfortunately, some people actually think that way. :/
    yeah it's a funny joke but don't agree with the mentality.
    It also makes me laugh when I get into an argument with someone who thinks women are inferior and make the argument of "Well all the inventions and literature and diseases that were cured was all done by men!". It's like, no shit, slaves got to vote before us. :-))

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    One of my ex's never masturbated in his life...still doesn't. I tried to make him once and he got all weirded out XD
    so he lied. more like never masturbated in front of a girl before, and I can understand that feeling. It's embarrassing! even if it turns your partner on.

    I dont want this to turn into an argument. you can believe what you want, but refraining from masturbating is something I'll never personally believe is possible because I tried that and saw the results. I guess he can not masturbate if he is getting regular sex or wet dreams... that is possible.

  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That joke makes me laugh. Unfortunately, some people actually think that way. :/
    yeah it's a funny joke but don't agree with the mentality.
    It also makes me laugh when I get into an argument with someone who thinks women are inferior and make the argument of "Well all the inventions and literature and diseases that were cured was all done by men!". It's like, no shit, slaves got to vote before us. :-))

    women are only inferior because they don't realize the power they wield over men with their sexuality. If they would only use it more to their advantage they could take over the world!
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It also makes me laugh when I get into an argument with someone who thinks women are inferior and make the argument of "Well all the inventions and literature and diseases that were cured was all done by men!". It's like, no shit, slaves got to vote before us. :-))

    On the flip side, I hate getting into arguments with people who take it too far and think men and women are not different in any way. Don't be stupid or ignorant. There are biological aspects between the two genders that make one more inclined to do certain things better then the other. That doesnt mean any one gender is more superior then the other... it's just how things are. I'm all for treating others with equal respect but I'm also not going to ignore obvious differences.
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