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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    But seriously, CF, why don't you believe that women schlick it as much as guys? I'm honestly curious.
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I just don't. There are some women that i don't think ever would even consider it. In fact i would be surprised if more than 50% do it on a regular basis
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    chicks are more uptight than guys, as a whole when it comes to sexuality i think
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    edited March 2011
    I just don't. There are some women that i don't think ever would even consider it. In fact i would be surprised if more than 50% do it on a regular basis
    LOL! How many men actually believe this?!
    chicks are more uptight than guys, as a whole when it comes to sexuality i think
    I don't think it's as uptight as it is that women are stigmatized when discussing their sexuality. Plenty of people think I'm a total hoe bag simply because I enjoy sex with different people. Men can have as much sex as they want, and people think he's just a ladies man. women have multiple partners and "OMG WHAT A WHORE."
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I didnt read the whole thread, but I do think it's a little weird if guys don't "get things out their system". Masturbating relieves stress among many other things. I think if guys don't do it, it's very strange and one day they will likely snap or something. I know i would lol
    In college once when I hit a little bit of a dry spell in-between women, I tried a little experiment to see if my will power was greater then my urge to masturbate. I learned a few things over those three weeks.

    1. I was able to not look at porn.
    2. My will power was greater then the urge to masturbate.
    3. Ejaculation for guys is a natural cycle and guys need to release if not through masturbation then through sex. To prevent myself from having a wet dream I slept with the windows open so it was fucking freezing. I never had a wet dream during those three weeks but at some point in time I went to take a piss in the the school library bathroom, I was not even hard, and I ejaculated. how fucked is that? After that happened I decided it's but to just keep yourself regular on that shit.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    i've always felt like i think like a guy when it comes to sexy things
    I totally know what you mean. But the thing is, most women think "like a guy" when it comes to sex. Society just places this mindset that women shouldn't be "improper", and lots of women even buy into that bullshit.

    That's why I rage at girls who think they're a special snowflake when they announce they masturbate, lol.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited March 2011

    But that's the thing, just as many women do it as men.
    no way. i don't believe that for a second
    Lol, why?
    Because women don't require the release to stay healthy. I could make the claim "guys shit blood out of their anus just as much as women menstruate" and it is true a guy could stab himself twice a month to shit blood. However it really isnt the same thing

  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i've always felt like i think like a guy when it comes to sexy things
    same :p
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I didnt read the whole thread, but I do think it's a little weird if guys don't "get things out their system". Masturbating relieves stress among many other things. I think if guys don't do it, it's very strange and one day they will likely snap or something. I know i would lol
    In college once when I hit a little bit of a dry spell in-between women, I tried a little experiment to see if my will power was greater then my urge to masturbate. I learned a few things over those three weeks.

    1. I was able to not look at porn.
    2. My will power was greater then the urge to masturbate.
    3. Ejaculation for guys is a natural cycle and guys need to release if not through masturbation then through sex. To prevent myself from having a wet dream I slept with the windows open so it was fucking freezing. I never had a wet dream during those three weeks but at some point in time I went to take a piss in the the school library bathroom, I was not even hard, and I ejaculated. how fucked is that? After that happened I decided it's but to just keep yourself regular on that shit.
    two thoughts.

    1)ewwww
    2) Why would you do that to yourself?

  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    lol at "special snowflake"
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip

    But that's the thing, just as many women do it as men.
    no way. i don't believe that for a second
    Lol, why?
    Because women don't require the release to stay healthy. I could make the claim "guys shit blood out of their anus just as much as women menstruate" and it is true a guy could stab himself twice a month to shit blood. However it really isnt the same thing

    What... This doesn't make any sense. And I'm sorry, but that is just a terrible analogy. We're talking about sexuality. Women masturbate just as much as guys do.

    Why do you think we have so many awesome toys?!
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    i've always felt like i think like a guy when it comes to sexy things
    I totally know what you mean. But the thing is, most women think "like a guy" when it comes to sex. Society just places this mindset that women shouldn't be "improper", and lots of women even buy into that bullshit.

    That's why I rage at girls who think they're a special snowflake when they announce they masturbate, lol.
    THANK YOU.
    "i fap *gigglez n chews tip of finger*"
    LOL! Omg, ilu.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    two thoughts.

    1)ewwww
    2) Why would you do that to yourself?

    Mind over body. You never did shit like that? That has always been a strong fascination of mine... seeing if my logical reasoning is stronger then any bodily desires or tenancies.

    Like I use to see how long I could hang my hand over a candle and block out the pain. Or, hold my breath under water for 4 minutes... Or I love the toaster one... EVer hold your hand over a toaster to the point where it hurts a little and try and use will power to not flinch when the toast pops?
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers

    But that's the thing, just as many women do it as men.
    no way. i don't believe that for a second
    Lol, why?
    Because women don't require the release to stay healthy. I could make the claim "guys shit blood out of their anus just as much as women menstruate" and it is true a guy could stab himself twice a month to shit blood. However it really isnt the same thing

    lolwut @-)
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I still don't believe it. My wife doesn't even masturbate really. I mean she has, but not very often at all, and she is completely not uptight at all. I just think guys make it way more of a priority to do it, and think about sex every 3 seconds, whereas women are smarter than us in that way. lol
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers

    But that's the thing, just as many women do it as men.
    no way. i don't believe that for a second
    Lol, why?
    Because women don't require the release to stay healthy. I could make the claim "guys shit blood out of their anus just as much as women menstruate" and it is true a guy could stab himself twice a month to shit blood. However it really isnt the same thing

    lolwut @-)
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    @George at least someone gets it!

    And sorry if I'm sounding angry, guys. I don't mean to! This subject just really gets to me.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    What... This doesn't make any sense. And I'm sorry, but that is just a terrible analogy. We're talking about sexuality. Women masturbate just as much as guys do.

    Why do you think we have so many awesome toys?!
    In general a woman's desire to masturbate might be equal to a man's desire to masturbate, however a woman does not require the biological release that a man does. Because women do not require this "release", their need to masturbate is less. I'm not claiming there arent girls that masterbate more then some guys.... I'm jsut saying that in general there is less of a requirement for girls to do that, so I believe their rate of doing it must be less.
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