Two lawyers were talking at a bar after work. first lawyer says "I saw this little homeless girl earlier today as I was walking to work. She was maybe 13, she looked like she hadn't eaten in weeks. I gave her the sandwich out of my lunch, and also an orange. Very sad." "Jesus," said the second attorney. "I know, I nearly cried while I fucked her in an alley as payment for the sandwich."
This guy is walking down the boardwalk late at night and noone is around. He hears a girl weeping, he walks towards the sound and sees a girl sitting on a benched wrapped in a blanket. he askes her why she is crying. She says "i'm 21 and i've never been hugged will you hug me?" he agrees and hugs her. then she continues to cry, he again asks whats wrong, she says" i'm 21 and i've never been kissed will you kiss me?" she's kind of cute so the guy kisses her. then she starts crying even louder, he again asks what's wrong. she says" i'm 21 and i've never been fucked will you fuck me?" the guy thinks it's his lucky day. he undoes his pants and unwravels the girl from the blanket. she has no arms and no legs. he picks her up, throws her over the boardwalk ledge into the water and says "Now you're fucked."
A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look right off her face.
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They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
Why don't men like to give oral sex to a girl the morning after sex?
Have you ever split open a grilled cheese sandwich?
first lawyer says "I saw this little homeless girl earlier today as I was walking to work. She was maybe 13, she looked like she hadn't eaten in weeks. I gave her the sandwich out of my lunch, and also an orange. Very sad."
"Jesus," said the second attorney.
"I know, I nearly cried while I fucked her in an alley as payment for the sandwich."
he askes her why she is crying. She says "i'm 21 and i've never been hugged will you hug me?" he agrees and hugs her.
then she continues to cry, he again asks whats wrong, she says" i'm 21 and i've never been kissed will you kiss me?" she's kind of cute so the guy kisses her.
then she starts crying even louder, he again asks what's wrong. she says" i'm 21 and i've never been fucked will you fuck me?" the guy thinks it's his lucky day. he undoes his pants and unwravels the girl from the blanket. she has no arms and no legs. he picks her up, throws her over the boardwalk ledge into the water and says "Now you're fucked."
:-j
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
Ernestiqus- Go for it.
Td00d- she's a bit too young.
Ernestiqus- I swear officer, I didn't know she was 16
Td00d- she isn't 16
Ernestiqus- If there's grass on the field play ball!
Td00d- she's so young I doubt she's got hair there...
Ernestiqus- Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed.
Td00d- i don't think she's in puberty already
Ernestiqus- Hit it before puberty does.