A White baby dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, God gives the baby his wings. The baby then says, "Yay! I'm an angel now!" and flies off to enjoy Heaven. Then, a Black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, God gives the baby his wings. The baby then says, "Yay! I'm an angel now!", to which God replies, "Hell nah nigga, you a bat!"
A White baby dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, God gives the baby his wings. The baby then says, "Yay! I'm an angel now!" and flies off to enjoy Heaven. Then, a Black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, God gives the baby his wings. The baby then says, "Yay! I'm an angel now!", to which God replies, "Hell nah nigga, you a bat!"
A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods, the little boy says "i'm scared it's dark out here." the pedophile says "you're scared? i gotta walk out of here alone."
Superman is getting tired of being a superhero. So, he decides to go out and have some fun. He flys to gotham city and asks batman if he wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says no man, I gotta protect gotham city, you know. So superman goes alone. He's flying along when he sees wonder woman spread eagle, right in the middle of nowhere. He thinks to himself "I'm as fast as a speeding bullet. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So superman flys down, fucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says "What the fuck was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass is really killing me..."
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DUN DUN TSSSS
Momentum.
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
Atheist: We have to save the children!
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: ...do we have time?
Then, a Black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, God gives the baby his wings. The baby then says, "Yay! I'm an angel now!", to which God replies, "Hell nah nigga, you a bat!"
Daytime.
What do you call a bunch of black people jumping out of an airplane?
Nighttime.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans jumping out of an airplane?
Pollution.
what do you tell a woman wif two black eyes?
Nofinz she's already been told twice.....
[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
The boy walks in on his dad jerking off, and says "dad, when am I gonna get one of them? The dad replies "in a few years son."
The girls walks in on the dad jerking off, and says "dad, when am I gonna get one of them? The dad says "when your mom leaves and goes to work."
It was stapled to the chicken.
out and have some fun. He flys to gotham city and asks batman if he
wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says no man, I
gotta protect gotham city, you know. So superman goes
alone. He's flying along when he sees wonder woman spread eagle, right
in the middle of nowhere. He thinks to himself "I'm as fast as a
speeding bullet. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So
superman flys down, fucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says
"What the fuck was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but my
ass is really killing me..."