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Worst jokes you know?

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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I love this thread.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    why do black people like basketball so much?


    because its a game about stealing, running, and shooting
    why dont women like basketball players?


    because they dribble before they shoot


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    what do y00z call a black person with a collage degree?








    ah niggaz


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Okay I wanna put out a disclaimer before I post these. I do not intend for these jokes to be taken seriously in any way, I just happen to be quite the fan of dark humor, which I'm sure is the same for the rest of you, but still. Anyways here we go:



    Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
    They caught him drinking on the job


    Why do niggers have white hands?
    Everyone has some good in them!


    Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
    They're easier to spot!


    What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
    Coon Die Soon


    Why do spics eat tamales on christmas?
    So they'll have something to unwrap!


    And here is quite possibly the worst one I have ever seen. You have been warned.........









    What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
    It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!!


  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    "Erik iz America"
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  • Whats the best part about having sex with twenty-one year olds?

    Theres 20 of them
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Whats the best part about having sex with twenty-one year olds?

    Theres 20 of them



    \m/
  • TravisTravis Posts: 4,971 balls deep
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Copypasta from another thread...

    I actually heard this great, yet fucked up one a short while back:

    So I was raping this woman in the park, and right before I shoved my cock up her pussy, she screamed "PLEASE!!! THINK OF MY CHILDREN!!!!!"

    Kinky bitch.
    I love winning with women
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Okay I wanna put out a disclaimer before I post these. I do not intend for these jokes to be taken seriously in any way, I just happen to be quite the fan of dark humor, which I'm sure is the same for the rest of you, but still. Anyways here we go:



    Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
    They caught him drinking on the job


    Why do niggers have white hands?
    Everyone has some good in them!


    Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
    They're easier to spot!


    What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
    Coon Die Soon


    Why do spics eat tamales on christmas?
    So they'll have something to unwrap!


    And here is quite possibly the worst one I have ever seen. You have been warned.........









    What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
    It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!!


    Why you racist bastard!!!
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    this one is from halloween 2 (the remake).

    Whats the difference between jam and jelly?






    You can't jelly your dick up a dead girls ass.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    There's two gays in the shower fucking around with eachother, their names are Tom and Jim. The doorbell rings and Tom gets out to answer it. He says to Jim "no matter what, do not cum without me." Tom goes to answer the door and comes back and sees motherfucking cum all over the wall, shower, knobs, and the floor. Tom says "WTF man, I told you not to cum without me." Jim says "now hold up, I didn't cum, I just farted."
  • JormungandrJormungandr Posts: 1,971 juggalo
    A catholic priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are on a plane that's about to crash.

    Atheist: We have to save the children!
    Rabbi: Fuck the children!
    Priest: ...do we have time?
    I have a similar one.

    A Catholic priest and a rabbi are at a playground. The priest sees the kids and schemingly says to the rabbi, "Hey, you wanna go fuck those children?"
    The rabbi wickedly chuckles and responds, "out of what?"
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a ham sandwich?

    I don't cum into the ham sandwich before eating it.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    Twisted depends which way you looks at it...
    Sure, a dead baby could be twisted. Oh!, you meant us?!?




  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
    So you can pick them up five at a time
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    This is one of the best threads ever.
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    A catholic priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are on a plane that's about to crash.

    Atheist: We have to save the children!
    Rabbi: Fuck the children!
    Priest: ...do we have time?
    I have a similar one.

    A Catholic priest and a rabbi are at a playground. The priest sees the kids and schemingly says to the rabbi, "Hey, you wanna go fuck those children?"
    The rabbi wickedly chuckles and responds, "out of what?"
    :-j
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies?










    I don't have a Mercedes in my garage
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