Okay I wanna put out a disclaimer before I post these. I do not intend for these jokes to be taken seriously in any way, I just happen to be quite the fan of dark humor, which I'm sure is the same for the rest of you, but still. Anyways here we go:
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job
Why do niggers have white hands? Everyone has some good in them!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS? Coon Die Soon
Why do spics eat tamales on christmas? So they'll have something to unwrap!
And here is quite possibly the worst one I have ever seen. You have been warned.........
What did the gay fireman say on 9/11? It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!!
Okay I wanna put out a disclaimer before I post these. I do not intend for these jokes to be taken seriously in any way, I just happen to be quite the fan of dark humor, which I'm sure is the same for the rest of you, but still. Anyways here we go:
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job
Why do niggers have white hands? Everyone has some good in them!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS? Coon Die Soon
Why do spics eat tamales on christmas? So they'll have something to unwrap!
And here is quite possibly the worst one I have ever seen. You have been warned.........
What did the gay fireman say on 9/11? It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!!
Why you racist bastard!!!
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
There's two gays in the shower fucking around with eachother, their names are Tom and Jim. The doorbell rings and Tom gets out to answer it. He says to Jim "no matter what, do not cum without me." Tom goes to answer the door and comes back and sees motherfucking cum all over the wall, shower, knobs, and the floor. Tom says "WTF man, I told you not to cum without me." Jim says "now hold up, I didn't cum, I just farted."
A catholic priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are on a plane that's about to crash.
Atheist: We have to save the children! Rabbi: Fuck the children! Priest: ...do we have time?
I have a similar one.
A Catholic priest and a rabbi are at a playground. The priest sees the kids and schemingly says to the rabbi, "Hey, you wanna go fuck those children?" The rabbi wickedly chuckles and responds, "out of what?"
A catholic priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are on a plane that's about to crash.
Atheist: We have to save the children! Rabbi: Fuck the children! Priest: ...do we have time?
I have a similar one.
A Catholic priest and a rabbi are at a playground. The priest sees the kids and schemingly says to the rabbi, "Hey, you wanna go fuck those children?" The rabbi wickedly chuckles and responds, "out of what?"
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because they dribble before they shoot
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blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
ah niggaz
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blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job
Why do niggers have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon
Why do spics eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
And here is quite possibly the worst one I have ever seen. You have been warned.........
What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!!
Theres 20 of them
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I actually heard this great, yet fucked up one a short while back:
So I was raping this woman in the park, and right before I shoved my cock up her pussy, she screamed "PLEASE!!! THINK OF MY CHILDREN!!!!!"
Kinky bitch.
Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick up a dead girls ass.
A Catholic priest and a rabbi are at a playground. The priest sees the kids and schemingly says to the rabbi, "Hey, you wanna go fuck those children?"
The rabbi wickedly chuckles and responds, "out of what?"
I don't cum into the ham sandwich before eating it.
Sure, a dead baby could be twisted. Oh!, you meant us?!?
So you can pick them up five at a time
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage