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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I'd almost bet my left ball that she told you to say that to show off and make herself look good.
    Yeah dude you got me. Damn.

    I mean, there's really nothing to brag about from my end when about getting my cock sucked for 45 minutes.

    Have you SEEN Bianca's lips? Hooooooooo nelly.
    :O 45 minutes? the fuck? If it took 45 minutes, either she's not doing it right or there's something wrong with you down there?
    I usually go in about 3 minutes........ 5 minutes tops. :-bd
    I thought something similar lol. Most sexual encounters I've had don't even last that long and if they do, the guy has got off once or twice already
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I'd almost bet my left ball that she told you to say that to show off and make herself look good.
    Yeah dude you got me. Damn.

    I mean, there's really nothing to brag about from my end when about getting my cock sucked for 45 minutes.

    Have you SEEN Bianca's lips? Hooooooooo nelly.
    :O 45 minutes? the fuck? If it took 45 minutes, either she's not doing it right or there's something wrong with you down there?
    I usually go in about 3 minutes........ 5 minutes tops. :-bd
    I thought something similar lol. Most sexual encounters I've had don't even last that long and if they do, the guy has got off once or twice already
    Tha fuck? Dude that sucks. D:

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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Yup...idk what it is. I just keep telling mahself I'm too awesome to handle :-D
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    lasting long in sex is one thing, I mean the girl needs her O's too, but if a chick is strictly giving a bj..........isn't the goal to make it happen as quickly as possible?
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Depends on what the guy wants I guess. I've gotten asked, "are you trying to make me cum fast?" before more then once by the same person. I'll only slow down or stop for a minute if I'm told. And even then I don't think it's ever lasted longer then 10 minutes lol
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I've had BJ's that lasted 5mins and I've had them last like 30mins... I would say the average for me is about 15mins till I bust a nut :-bd
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I was really drunk one time and getting one and it took me like 35 minutes to nut. My wife was so pissed and offended that she cut me off on bj's for like a month. When I go quicker she is way more willing to give me them more often so it's a win/win. 2 minutes FTW!
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    There was only person I enjoyed givin' bjs to, I'm retired now lol
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN.
    NAZARETH!!!!

    \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    Mountain dew pitch black is almost here.
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Mountain dew pitch black is almost here.
    ive had it for like 2 weeks brah ;;)

    and it is glorious
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I was really drunk one time and getting one and it took me like 35 minutes to nut. My wife was so pissed and offended that she cut me off on bj's for like a month. When I go quicker she is way more willing to give me them more often so it's a win/win. 2 minutes FTW!
    yeah alcohol prolonged me as well... but now, I'd say like 15mins. I like to enjoy it as well, I dont wannt to just rush and get it over with, thats what jerking off is for.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    at least you get it up, when im wasted drunk i get teh whisky dick, hence my nickname whiskey dick nick
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    There was only one person I enjoyed givin' bjs to, I'm retired now lol
    are you taking applications?
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited May 2011
    shes gonna pull a brett favre, i can tell
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    There was only one person I enjoyed givin' bjs to, I'm retired now lol
    are you taking applications?
    No I am not ha
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i have a very suckable dick....
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    shes gonna pull a brett favre, i can tell
    I hate that motherfucker
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    There was only one person I enjoyed givin' bjs to, I'm retired now lol
    are you taking applications?
    No I am not ha
    son of a bitch ~X(
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i have a very suckable dick....
    my dick is so suckable, I walk around with ice cream truck music.
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