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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    And I'm sure every dick is suckable Nola, just not by me
    One is, but that is no moars
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    goodluck finding a new boyfrandz then...
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    i have a very suckable dick....
    my dick is so suckable, I walk around with ice cream truck music.
    I sense Pedobear around the corner now
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    wake, nola <_>
    at least you get it up, when im wasted drunk i get teh whisky dick, hence my nickname whiskey dick nick
    i had this problem, it fucking sucks. when i broke up with my girl on and off why she was in college, twice I had a girl ready to get it in when i was hammered and couldnt get a boner, fukkin blows :-(
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    goodluck finding a new boyfrandz then...
    Eh, I'm done with all that jazzy jazz
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    wake, nola <_>
    at least you get it up, when im wasted drunk i get teh whisky dick, hence my nickname whiskey dick nick
    i had this problem, it fucking sucks. when i broke up with my girl on and off why she was in college, twice I had a girl ready to get it in when i was hammered and couldnt get a boner, fukkin blows :-(
    lol dude it sux, i had a chick butt naked in bed with me whove i wanted to bang for like 5 years and was too drunk to fuck, i was so pissed....
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    goodluck finding a new boyfrandz then...
    Eh, I'm done with all that jazzy jazz
    good luck with your 22 catz then....
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And I'm sure every dick is suckable Nola, just not by me
    One is, but that is no moars
    Girls have told me that they think the best way to get over the loss of a cock, is to find some rebound dick to suck. Now, I'll admit it does hurt me a little that my dick my be used for such superficial methods..... but *sigh* someone's gotta take one for the team. It's a rough life being rebound dick.

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i will be anyones rebound dick with no shame and except my role with honor
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    wake, nola <_>
    at least you get it up, when im wasted drunk i get teh whisky dick, hence my nickname whiskey dick nick
    i had this problem, it fucking sucks. when i broke up with my girl on and off why she was in college, twice I had a girl ready to get it in when i was hammered and couldnt get a boner, fukkin blows :-(
    lol dude it sux, i had a chick butt naked in bed with me whove i wanted to bang for like 5 years and was too drunk to fuck, i was so pissed....
    i had this one chick, i was rubbin it up on her puss and everything and couldnt get it up, i'm glad i never had to see her again, then about 2 weeks later I had this other chick and i was experiencing the same issues, but I concentrated and got it up and as soon as i was about to hit it, my fukkin drunk ass buddy ran in the room fucking around and shit, total boner kill..... i said fukk it and never tried to hook up with her again, but then a few weeks later i hooked up with this girl i really liked and had no problems at all, my shit was up, so i guess it just depends on the girl.... but i never had this issue sober.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i will be anyones rebound dick with no shame and except my role with honor
    It might seem great on the surface Nola, but you my good man are not yet mentally prepared for such tasks. No, I have this one covered.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    lol
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm engaged, so I am the best rebound... there will be no strings attached :>
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    And I'm sure every dick is suckable Nola, just not by me
    One is, but that is no moars
    Girls have told me that they think the best way to get over the loss of a cock, is to find some rebound dick to suck. Now, I'll admit it does hurt me a little that my dick my be used for such superficial methods..... but *sigh* someone's gotta take one for the team. It's a rough life being rebound dick.

    LOL!
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    yeah i'm fucking useless in the sack when i've been drinking. I talk a good game and think i'm up for it, but everytime I either have a hard time getting it up, or it takes me forever to cum. Idk how people like doing it better drunk, it boggles my mind.
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    Mountain dew pitch black is almost here.
    ive had it for like 2 weeks brah ;;)

    and it is glorious
    Damn what's the first store that had it in your area.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    yeah i'm fucking useless in the sack when i've been drinking. I talk a good game and think i'm up for it, but everytime I either have a hard time getting it up, or it takes me forever to cum. Idk how people like doing it better drunk, it boggles my mind.
    what sux for me is most my sexy time encounter occur when im mad drunk lol fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    do some cocain, you'll be good B-)
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    yeah i'm fucking useless in the sack when i've been drinking. I talk a good game and think i'm up for it, but everytime I either have a hard time getting it up, or it takes me forever to cum. Idk how people like doing it better drunk, it boggles my mind.
    what sux for me is most my sexy time encounter occur when im mad drunk lol fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    lol i could see that. alot of married couples only do it when the chick is drunk too. luckily my wife actually likes sex, because i'm horrible when i'm drunk
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