WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
those girls boobs are dumb and not even hott
If I didnt have kids, and I had the opportunity to switch lives with that dude, I'd be saying yes right now. It would take a while before I grew tired of her massively fake boobs.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
edited May 2011
I've never been with a chick that had fake boobs.
The closest I've been is I went on this job interview in FL a decade ago. I had a day to spend in Florida, so I went to six flags solo. Well the first ride there I talked it up with this couple in line... just small talk. After the ride they noticed that my rental car keys had fallen out so they catch up to me to return them. They ask if I want to hang with them for the day so I agree cause I didnt have anything better. Anyways, turns out the dude was cheating on his wife with this chick. They were snorting coke on the rollercoasters... and she was very proud of her fake tits that she showed them a few times. I never had the nerve to ask for a feel though. she probably would have let me. she was pretty high, and we were all smashed..... good time. I never new six flags was so fun. coke ftw \m/
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face 9/10
body 8/10
boobs 2/10
The closest I've been is I went on this job interview in FL a decade ago. I had a day to spend in Florida, so I went to six flags solo. Well the first ride there I talked it up with this couple in line... just small talk. After the ride they noticed that my rental car keys had fallen out so they catch up to me to return them. They ask if I want to hang with them for the day so I agree cause I didnt have anything better. Anyways, turns out the dude was cheating on his wife with this chick. They were snorting coke on the rollercoasters... and she was very proud of her fake tits that she showed them a few times. I never had the nerve to ask for a feel though. she probably would have let me. she was pretty high, and we were all smashed..... good time. I never new six flags was so fun. coke ftw \m/
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