YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

Stoned_Catz

bitch u know um handsome.... 

Stoned_Catz

btw whoever tagged lol on that buttsex post back there thanx that put me 2.3k lols

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Lolla's been so good to me. Candy flipped the first day (Molly + acid), popped 3 mollys yesterday and that mighta been the best I ever felt in my life, today I'm off Addy and gettin legal mfs to buy alcohol for me. And then tomorrow Im'ma straight trip. \m/

OPP

MetalCoresades

Just got boughtvtwo shots of Jameo and gave a chick a piggu back ride

MetalCoresades

Bar is a Pokestop too

Rex_Capone420

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MetalCoresades

Aaaand a third free shot. Im a goner tonight

MetalCoresades

Im popular here

MetalCoresades

Just hugged a rqndom chick at another bar. She liked my longvhair and megadeth patch \M/

FLAT

>better post on mu

MetalCoresades

I lefy thev bar. Im drnk

FLAT

Jesus you fucking amateur 

MetalCoresades

Nah

MetalCoresades

I hate myself

MetalCoresades

Kill me

MetalCoresades

I have to work tonight shit

FLAT

What time?

MetalCoresades

Like 5

FLAT

It's 6am in Chicago. Don't be a fucking pussy god damn. If you went to bed now you could still get at least 9 hours. Fuck. Get back to me when you get two hours or less.