YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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You give so little of a fuck you continue to relentlessly follow me around and respond to every single thing I say. Have a stroke.

Stoned_Catz

u flag my every post fhaggot.... i hate u hope you die in the next tqenty minutes make my fukkin day one less fhag in the world

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Shut the fuck up you backwoods, dull-witted fucktard. 

MarcTheFallen

MarcTheFallen

Necrothulhu

Idk how anyone can wrestle with that riding up your ass the whole time

Dime

Yeah I'm totally watching to see them wrestle 

MarcTheFallen

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

<Ultimate Surrender

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Aw man Goddamn these bitches want a threesome.

Edit: Before the 2 fatfucks claim I'm lyin.

OPP

inb4theybothhavedicks

MenAreTrash

*eggplant emoji*

Rex_Capone420

Sneaky suspicion tells me that of two chicks wanted to have a threesome with me the first place I'd go wouldn't not be an Internet forum where they aren't gonna believe me anyways lol

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Jus wanted to flex somewhere tbh. Can't really put that on FB lmao.

Stoned_Catz

MetalCoresades

So we have a death metal band called Murder Capital that practices here on Wednesdays. So I asked their bass player "are you guys looking to record". They said yea, we talked for a while. Turns out the bass player is Steve from Morgue Supplier, who was my bassists bass teacher. So I may have a recording gig in the future. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

It's amazing what talking to people can do for you. You should try it... with a girl.

MetalCoresades

Jobe said:

It's amazing what talking to people can do for you. You should try it... with a girl.

Kill yourself

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

You're gonna need to up your conversational skills.  Keep practicing.

MetalCoresades

The dude knew Jag too