"I replaced your sink. The whole damn thing. New garbage disposal and all. The thing is powerful as almighty hell. You could grind up a body in there if you wanted." -The maintenance guy just now.
I was listening to black metal as he told me this.
Professor in her 60's: (hold's up a vinyl DVD case) "Hey, it's vinyl. It's like a sex toy." Me: "Whoa" My friend James: "Told you her ramblings would keep you awake." Me "Yeah, because she'll be in my nightmares now. I never wanted to hear a 60 year old lady say 'sex toy'." James: "Tell me about it. I had her last semester. Her voice was in my head constantly." Me: "Sorry. I wish I could console you there." Professor: (points to projection on the screen) "She exudes sex. Pure, raw limbo." James: "It's way too early for this." Me: "Agreed."
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My friend talking about gay people: "I believe that gay people should stand up and shout to the world that they are gay!" (they shouldn't be ashamed basically lol)
"Insult me and revenge i will not seek, lie because the truth runs to deep , slap me and ill turn the other cheek because everything you sow you will some day reap" -Matthew Myers
yep, its a classic. in my book seinfeld is better though. but shows like those are classics. and you cant forget about King of Queens, awesome show! jerry stiller is the man!
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
My dad says the new albums he listens to have to many ballads. so i let him borrow a new album with no ballads.
Me: How you like the new Devildriver Dad: All the songs sound the same Me: What album are you listening to Dad: That one Me: Let me have it back then Dad: No i am still listening to it
He said the new stone sour and avenged sevenfold had to many soft songs so i let me borrow that haha. He's just mad cuz his car has a shitty sound system thats why he didn't like the new stone sour.
He said the new stone sour and avenged sevenfold had to many soft songs so i let me borrow that haha. He's just mad cuz his car has a shitty sound system thats why he didn't like the new stone sour.
Yeah well I only know him from Vanilla, tell that dickbag he fuckin sucks, and im taking razors paper mache rose bulldog shit shoes, AN TURNIN THAT SUM BITCH SIDEEEEWAYYYYYYYYS!!!!! IF yeh know what the fuck im cooking.
Me: Whoa! Petri balls! Girl next to me, Bea: Where! Where!!! Me: Just wait, he'll jump again. Guy behind us, Ted: Wow..you girls, wow.
On the train last night:
Announcement: Next stop-New Brunswick Me: I don't want to get up. My friend Alex: Get up. Me: No. I don't wanna yet. Alex: Get up now. We gotta get around you to get out. Me: Then go around. Alex: You're a petulant 3 year old child. Me: So, you still gotta go around. Alex: I hate you.
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I was listening to black metal as he told me this.
Professor in her 60's: (hold's up a vinyl DVD case) "Hey, it's vinyl. It's like a sex toy."
Me: "Whoa"
My friend James: "Told you her ramblings would keep you awake."
Me "Yeah, because she'll be in my nightmares now. I never wanted to hear a 60 year old lady say 'sex toy'."
James: "Tell me about it. I had her last semester. Her voice was in my head constantly."
Me: "Sorry. I wish I could console you there."
Professor: (points to projection on the screen) "She exudes sex. Pure, raw limbo."
James: "It's way too early for this."
Me: "Agreed."
(they shouldn't be ashamed basically lol)
Me: So how was the beaver movie?
Him: We didn't watch it
Me: Giggity....
Him: Exactly
Me: Annnd the confirmation was not necessary
Edit: It's fixed now
Jarred: That's because I screwed her brains out.
Russel: Are you IRS?
Ray: No
Russel: You look like IRS.
Ray: I do?
Russel: No, thats just it, you dont.
-Everybody Loves Raymond
so i let him borrow a new album with no ballads.
Me: How you like the new Devildriver
Dad: All the songs sound the same
Me: What album are you listening to
Dad: That one
Me: Let me have it back then
Dad: No i am still listening to it
my dad is stupid somtimes.
songs so i let me borrow that haha. He's just mad cuz his car has a shitty sound system
thats why he didn't like the new stone sour.
Yeah well I only know him from Vanilla, tell that dickbag he fuckin sucks, and im taking razors paper mache rose bulldog shit shoes, AN TURNIN THAT SUM BITCH SIDEEEEWAYYYYYYYYS!!!!! IF yeh know what the fuck im cooking.
Me: Whoa! Petri balls!
Girl next to me, Bea: Where! Where!!!
Me: Just wait, he'll jump again.
Guy behind us, Ted: Wow..you girls, wow.
On the train last night:
Announcement: Next stop-New Brunswick
Me: I don't want to get up.
My friend Alex: Get up.
Me: No. I don't wanna yet.
Alex: Get up now. We gotta get around you to get out.
Me: Then go around.
Alex: You're a petulant 3 year old child.
Me: So, you still gotta go around.
Alex: I hate you.
Me: Sucks to be you, man.
Me: Shut the fuck up, asshole!
Me: Fuck you!
Me: Stop talking to yourself!
lol, good times.