"This "jesus" guy is the problem with society, he thinks everyone should live their life like him, worship him, and get nothing in return. I would rather not believe in something that is said to act like a 3 yr old, stingy, bratty only child, that must get their way. That's how i see it, you won't change it, so don't waste your time arguing it. Amen*"
"I can't laugh without covering my eyes! Maybe then they won't see me!" "Dude! Chug your smoothie! You'll get a brain freeze and your headace--BAM--gone like a bitch! Hopefully." "Let's steal the cans of whipped cream? Seriously, they have too many. Why the fuck do they need 6 cans? I can just imagine what I'd do with 6 cans." "You fucking suck, you pale ass mother fucker (to her boyfriend). It's not my fault I'm black. Fuck, this music make me want to dance. Anyway, you better not be a mother fucker, because I swear, if you think you can fuck my mother, you got another thing coming." "Yo, these meatballs are banging. Let's get more. (gets louder) TO THE BALLS!!"
These were only the ones I remember. We were there for 90 minutes and my face hurt from so much laughter afterwards.
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-Jessica
Friend: I get delta, but what the hell does K-B-I-M supposed to mean?
Me: Kevin Bacon in the Morning!
"My piplup fucking owns"
<_>
Amen*"
"I can't laugh without covering my eyes! Maybe then they won't see me!"
"Dude! Chug your smoothie! You'll get a brain freeze and your headace--BAM--gone like a bitch! Hopefully."
"Let's steal the cans of whipped cream? Seriously, they have too many. Why the fuck do they need 6 cans? I can just imagine what I'd do with 6 cans."
"You fucking suck, you pale ass mother fucker (to her boyfriend). It's not my fault I'm black. Fuck, this music make me want to dance. Anyway, you better not be a mother fucker, because I swear, if you think you can fuck my mother, you got another thing coming."
"Yo, these meatballs are banging. Let's get more. (gets louder) TO THE BALLS!!"
These were only the ones I remember. We were there for 90 minutes and my face hurt from so much laughter afterwards.
My friend Miranda