"helo sory for bad enlash i am insect from porto rico and i quit my job of buzing around to paly doto 2. afetr 43 yers i finaly reched 878 mmr. tenk u for reeding this go dondo. pls no coperino pasterino cappucino fettucino"
was at my bro's house today tellin' him about the coyote i saw last week (they do live in jersey but i've never seen one in my neighborhood)
me: i saw a coyote walkin' down my street last week my bro: how do you know it was a coyote? me: because just before i saw the coyote i saw a rabbit paint a hole in the street and the coyote fell into the hole holding up a sign that said "uh oh" my bro: what the hell are you talking about? my mom: *cracking up*
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
Went in to talk about my availability at the cart pushing job.
Guy: oh is it for school? Me: no I picked up a new job Guy: we generally don't work around other work schedules. Me: you generally don't pay me 16 an hour either. Guy: I see. We'll see what we can do.
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This Lady I work with from Mexico is the best dish washer iv ever seen
- dad
"helo sory for bad enlash i am insect from porto rico and i quit my job of buzing around to paly doto 2. afetr 43 yers i finaly reched 878 mmr. tenk u for reeding this go dondo. pls no coperino pasterino cappucino fettucino"
me: i saw a coyote walkin' down my street last week
my bro: how do you know it was a coyote?
me: because just before i saw the coyote i saw a rabbit paint a hole in the street and the coyote fell into the hole holding up a sign that said "uh oh"
my bro: what the hell are you talking about?
my mom: *cracking up*
"Hand sanitizer is a terrible solution when you're out of lotion."
"were you ever a boy scout?"
"no but i ate a brownie once."
Guy: oh is it for school?
Me: no I picked up a new job
Guy: we generally don't work around other work schedules.
Me: you generally don't pay me 16 an hour either.
Guy: I see. We'll see what we can do.