Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

NOCAP

Me - "I wonder what Will's like drunk?"
Mike - "Well we already know what he's like after he pours Rockstar on himself. Can't be much worse."

sbs_will

Ha ha ha. <_>

Hm...it's been quite a minute since I've been drunk.

MetalCoresades

randomly when talking during lunch:

friend: I think you really should stay single Aaron

I still don't really know why he said it necessarily, but it was lulzy nonetheless

sbs_will

Wunderbarrrr said:

stop saying that phrase will <_>

Go to hell

sbs_will

I actually haven't been there. I'd like to check it out.

NOCAP

"I'm tapping out of this class like I'm in a UFC match." -Mike

Necrothulhu

I don't get women. They always compare boobs and are like, "your boobs are so perky and nice... I wish mine were like yours". You never hear dudes look are each others dicks and go, "man, I wish I had a plump and perky dick like you" - Marc

NolaFree810

well youll never hear someone saying I want a dick like yours to marc...

Rex_Capone420

lildikkmexicanz

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Cant pleazez the wiminz [-(

Necrothulhu

So all of you have seen each others lildikks? :-?

Rex_Capone420

no you can just tell with marc

Necrothulhu

<_>

Rex_Capone420

what? hes a bitchmade mexicantz......all bitchmade mexicantz have lildikkz :-??

NolaFree810

I would LOL if there was a list of 3 smallest dicks on metaluprising )

Necrothulhu

Shane is one

NolaFree810

my guesses

erik
shane
facefukk

Rex_Capone420

1.lildikkshane
2.lildikkmarc
3. obviously lildikkgnomez

MetalCoresades

:-S

Gnomez

My penis is proportionate to my body size