But now you know how weird I am. Another fun fact: I am afraid of Geese.
That reminds me of the ducks that flock by the pond close to my house. Except I'm not scared of them, it's funny to mess with them, which really only takes walking towards them, because they hiss loudly at me and charge at me. Makes me laugh my ass off.
I wouldn't really care. I'd find it funny tbh. I'm surprised I haven't been so far, but they always back off as soon as they get fairly close to me. But I fed them Doritos afterwards one time and they started gathering around me lol.
But now you know how weird I am. Another fun fact: I am afraid of Geese.
I've got a funny story about Geese.
So, there's a huge park in front of my house with a huge lawn part. It extends more than half a block both ways. When we first moved in 9 years ago, geese would occupy the lawn/grass area of the park in the mornings. One morning, the whole grass area was full of 'em. Like, you could barely see the grass if you were looking from the second story of a house. So, my sister, 11 at the time, told me I should go chase 'em away. Obviously I said no at first, because geese are menacing looking fuckers. Then my parents got involved and started pressuring me. Finally, I made a deal with 'em that if they recorded an episode of South Park on a tape and let me watch it, I'd go chase the geese. So, in my pajamas. I reluctantly crossed the street into the park. I looked at the geese, took a deep breath, then straight ran at them. They started all running away then simultaneously took off in flight. The effect of all those geese taking off felt like an earthquake. The ground shook. After scaring off the few that hadn't already left, I ran back home to an applauding family. After that, when I saw geese in at the park, I'd scare 'em away. After a few months, there were no more geese. There haven't been any since. I messed with the migrational pattern of an entire species. What've you done?
Geese kinda scare me. I was chased by this one mean one at least half a dozen times as a child. The bitch was mean. I think someone killed it (bb gun) because it liked to chase after children and steal their shoelaces. It got mine once.
I used do be scared of squirrels. When I was like 7 I threw a football in our tree and it scared the shit out of this squirrel.. He decided to chase me to my front door. For the next couple years, every time I saw a squirrel towards where I was walking, I'd cross the street.
my aunts birthday is coming up so i asked if she wanted one as well me and my family talk very openly about things like that thats how they know i havent been a virgin since i was 13 but dont say anything to John Travolta he has no idea
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But now you know how weird I am. Another fun fact: I am afraid of Geese.
So, there's a huge park in front of my house with a huge lawn part. It extends more than half a block both ways. When we first moved in 9 years ago, geese would occupy the lawn/grass area of the park in the mornings. One morning, the whole grass area was full of 'em. Like, you could barely see the grass if you were looking from the second story of a house. So, my sister, 11 at the time, told me I should go chase 'em away. Obviously I said no at first, because geese are menacing looking fuckers. Then my parents got involved and started pressuring me. Finally, I made a deal with 'em that if they recorded an episode of South Park on a tape and let me watch it, I'd go chase the geese. So, in my pajamas. I reluctantly crossed the street into the park. I looked at the geese, took a deep breath, then straight ran at them. They started all running away then simultaneously took off in flight. The effect of all those geese taking off felt like an earthquake. The ground shook. After scaring off the few that hadn't already left, I ran back home to an applauding family. After that, when I saw geese in at the park, I'd scare 'em away. After a few months, there were no more geese. There haven't been any since. I messed with the migrational pattern of an entire species. What've you done?
her mom: Bianca!
me:
i told her if she wont let me have sex with you in the house then i need some sort of alternative
at least im being considerate
me and my family talk very openly about things like that
thats how they know i havent been a virgin since i was 13
but dont say anything to John Travolta
he has no idea