ME:you had a 3 some with 2 chicks?! or..just 1 chick and you cross swords? Marcos: nah 2 i'm straight...Dicks are for chicks.. Me:and for gay boys too! Marcos:no no for gay boy! Lol.
Marcos: We should go pick up chick together!! Me: Yea we should! Marcos:I Meant chickS..because one just can't handle both of us!!!! Me: Yea you're right..I need like 3 bitches..and thats just my appetizer.
I have awkward moments too. lol. like today my friend cory accidentally touched my boob..and tried to play it off. and i put him on blast! Lol. Me: Cory did you just touch my boob? Cory: yea..I didn't think you'd feel it. *gets red* Me: umm..how the hell am i not supposed to feel it?! its attached to me! what if i tapped your sack..i bet you'd feel that.. Cory: Not really..you'd have to hit it really hard.. Ema: YOU HAVE BALLS OF STEEL?!!?!? or..just blue balls?! [we all laughed]
it was about two weeks ago... around 5 pm and i was heading home from school and there was some sort of football thing going on by our student center... and it was nothing but a bunch of d00ds bench-pressing (to see who could bench more or something,,,, i dunno)
but after one guy did his one or two reps... he got up and everybody there (a good 30-40 peeps) starting a fucking slow-clap
some girl the other day said "I thought March madness was in like april or may or something.....". i wasnt even part of the convo and even i had to say something lol. what a bimbo....
Comments
-Jimmy
"Would you do it?"
-Maljon
"NO"
-Jingles
"We would all chip in though Ed would throw in some green too"
-Maljon
"<_>"
-Me
-Some old guy at Starbucks
Marcos: nah 2 i'm straight...Dicks are for chicks..
Me:and for gay boys too!
Marcos:no no for gay boy!
Lol.
he was talking bout when he was in school in utah. lol
Me: Yea we should!
Marcos:I Meant chickS..because one just can't handle both of us!!!!
Me: Yea you're right..I need like 3 bitches..and thats just my appetizer.
[I swear we have the weirdest convos ever. Lol]
like today my friend cory accidentally touched my boob..and tried to play it off.
and i put him on blast! Lol.
Me: Cory did you just touch my boob?
Cory: yea..I didn't think you'd feel it. *gets red*
Me: umm..how the hell am i not supposed to feel it?! its attached to me! what if i tapped your sack..i bet you'd feel that..
Cory: Not really..you'd have to hit it really hard..
Ema: YOU HAVE BALLS OF STEEL?!!?!? or..just blue balls?!
[we all laughed]
-Some kids talking behind me at lunch.
but after one guy did his one or two reps... he got up and everybody there (a good 30-40 peeps) starting a fucking slow-clap
was pure win
not directly but still...
lmao