So, we're moving out of this house soon. Today, I noticed that the ceiling below my drum kit is cracking. My siblings have been playing it while I've been away at school. Anyway, the people that are apparently moving in, came over to see the house today. This is the conversation between me and my dad after they left.
Me: "Dad, sorry about the ceiling." Dad: "No need to be sorry. Go play the sit out of them." Me: "Uh, dad, the ceiling?" Dad: "I don't give a fuck. We need to destroy this house before the bitch kicks us out." Me: "You remember that before you yell at me for collapsing the ceiling." Dad: "Will do."
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I think I'll just laugh supremely hard at all the above.
Me: "Dad, sorry about the ceiling."
Dad: "No need to be sorry. Go play the sit out of them."
Me: "Uh, dad, the ceiling?"
Dad: "I don't give a fuck. We need to destroy this house before the bitch kicks us out."
Me: "You remember that before you yell at me for collapsing the ceiling."
Dad: "Will do."
@-)
Me: This dorito taco is pretty good
Friend: Yeah it's cool and all, but I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this whole 24 hour thing
Me:
It's one of those moments where somebody says something completely obvious that you get annoyed, you know what I mean?
Did she know the song name?