•I got a ticket back in December for missing a stop sign at 1am.
•I paid the ticket immediately, and they said I had to do traffic school to get it off my record.
•They sent my check back, saying that the ticket rates had gone up between when I got the ticket and they recieved my check, so I had to pay even MORE money.
•Weeks go by, and I didn't recieve any information on my traffic school.
•I play phone tag for weeks trying to solve it.
•Few months go by: "you're good, you'll get it in a few weeks".
•I never get it.
•Months go by.
•I move.
•Over SIX MONTHS later (this week), the traffic school information arrives at my parent's house
•Working all week, go to get my mail today
•"Traffic school must be completed TEN DAYS PRIOR TO YOUR PROBATION END - 7/6/23"
•mfw that's Monday.
•mfw I have work and practice today, and work two jobs tomorrow.
•Fuck you Cook County
How the fuck does it take SIX MONTHS to send something, and then they're gonna give me less than a week to do it once it arrives?"
Any chick that's not obese gets a right swipe when it comes to mentioning tool
Unfortunately that never happened when I was single
Went on a date with a really cute chick a couple weekends ago who is a giant tool and bill hicks fan. There def wasn't any chemistry tho and she prob wasn't prepped for how goofy I come off in person 😂
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Copied from my Facebook post:
Any chick that's not obese gets a right swipe when it comes to mentioning tool
Unfortunately that never happened when I was single
If she starts talking g about a fiddle and blowing the roof off the place, it's a cat fish for sure.
his response
"cant expect much from someone named todd"
i died from screaming
Who throwing hands?
Get rekt.