YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

FLAT

I remember when I was just sitting next to the vip door for tool and some staff asked me if I wanted to come in. 

Xeno

Yeah probably isnt gonna be a problem im just a nervous boi

MetalCoresades

One of the cats has started a habit of pissing in our bed, and we dont know how to stop it. 

Dogs >>> 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Plot twist - it’s the gf. 

FLAT

Amber purr’d 

Rex_Capone420

Lmaooo

ThatGuyArlo

ThatGuyArlo said:

I just solidified plans to move into my grandma's house since she's at a retirement home now and the place would otherwise be empty. Looks like I'll be living rent free until she dies. She better fucking hold on as long as possible. 

Plot twist, we just put her on hospice

FLAT

People that sell weed should be legally required to let their customers know when they are going on fuckin vacation. Bitch I would have given you more money for your trip. 

FLAT

Iowa is so Fucking gay. 

EpisodeMnH

Hard agree.

Rex_Capone420

My step daughters grandma works next door to me and last week when my boss was gone I went out to get the mail and hit my pen. 

Well my step kids grandma fucking told my kid she saw me outside her work smoking. 

Fucking old ass cunt. 

mrAPE

Day 0 camping load in at brrf it was brutal today. Someone said on the black top at RV camping their thermometer was reading 136

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

I’m pretty over festivals at this point. 

FLAT

Hopefully cheese plays three nights at revival again. 

mrAPE

Day 1. Brutal heat followed by nasty storms and evacuation and our camp getting destroyed 

Rex_Capone420

Where are you? 

mrAPE

Blue ridge rock fest 

FLAT

Ayo ape did you see the dahlia headline show they just announced for Sunday in Louisville?

Dime2

Rex_Capone420 said:

Where are you? 

 Sounds like Chicago 

mrAPE

This piece of shit place is the only site I can get to load up on a regular basis service is so bad here.